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   messageicon I'm pretty sure when Charlie Sheen said he had "Tiger Blood" in him, he was referring to the golfer, not the animal. duh!..Winner!
←Rate | 03-08-2011 04:54 by gil Comments (0)  

   messageicon The Easter Bunny just left me a bunch of tiny brown chocolate eggs. Can't wait to eat them. Yummy!
←Rate | 04-23-2011 22:14 by Gil Comments (0)  

   messageicon Today is International Women's day AND ALSO Fat Tuesday.. Coincidence??...I think not
←Rate | 03-08-2011 14:10 by Gil Comments (0)  

   messageicon I think Prince was hallucinating when he wrote "When Doves Cry". Has anyone ever actually heard a dove cry?
←Rate | 09-04-2017 12:35 by Gil Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Hey Andrew Breibart.... Wecome to the club!" - Vince Foster
←Rate | 03-01-2012 18:46 by Gil Comments (0)  

   messageicon In response to recent rape allegations, TV Land has pulled all episodes of the Cosby Show off the air. My life is ruined.
←Rate | 11-23-2014 18:57 by Gil Comments (0)  

   messageicon Casey Anthony trial ends today. Roger Clemens trial begins today. Coincidence?.... I think not.
←Rate | 07-05-2011 15:09 by Gil Comments (0)  

   messageicon M&M Mars are stupid if they don't shoot a commercial featuring Mayweather and McGregor.
←Rate | 08-25-2017 10:57 by Gil Comments (0)  


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