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   messageicon Before you try to change others, remember how hard it is to change yourself.
←Rate | 01-30-2012 11:17 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Somewhere In A Ghetto Household A 4 year old is "droppin it" like its hot while the family is clappin & yellin "Go SHANIQUA! Work it girl!"
←Rate | 03-22-2012 13:35 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon US soldier accused of Kiling 16 Afghans ....Well damn bring these troops home...they're stressed the fu*k out!
←Rate | 03-26-2012 11:23 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I wish there was a 'Build-a-Girlfriend'.
←Rate | 01-21-2012 12:57 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon getting stoned and trying to load the dishwasher is like real life Tetris.
←Rate | 01-18-2012 17:01 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if "Sober Me" knows that "Drunk Me" can moonwalk?
←Rate | 12-28-2011 21:40 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Chicks be talking bout #TeamNoKids after 6 abortions. No bitttch you a serial killer!
←Rate | 06-29-2013 00:30 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon It takes a smoke detector 4 months to stop beeping if you were wondering how lazy I am.
←Rate | 07-26-2013 21:49 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon MY girlfriend says I'm too immature for her. I'm still trying to figure out how she got past my force field.
←Rate | 05-18-2012 21:34 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon In hindsight, allowing girls into our treehouse would have been a great idea.
←Rate | 01-20-2012 20:50 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Any Woman that keeps her Kid from they Father is a Dead Beat mother too!!!
←Rate | 09-16-2012 02:45 by fadolo Comments (1)  


   messageicon I pissed a taxi driver off today. I told him to reverse all the way to my house. He had to pay me $8.20
←Rate | 03-04-2012 00:30 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Somewhere In A Ghetto Household A 4 year old is "droppin it" like its hot while the family is clappin & yellin "Go SHANIQUA! Work it girl!"...
←Rate | 07-12-2013 00:52 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can tell whether or not your relationship is going to last by simply watching her eat a Popsicle.
←Rate | 12-24-2011 13:38 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon (╮°-°)╮┳━┳ ( ╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ *flips table* Who the hell drank my beer!
←Rate | 12-21-2011 18:54 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon #HoodTranslations101: "Sh*t just got real" = The situation has escalated to the highest point of seriousness & is no longer a laughin matter
←Rate | 04-27-2012 14:31 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off? Spit, swallow, and gargle.
←Rate | 01-30-2012 20:49 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ever have that moment when you try to flick a booger and it teleports on to your other finger?
←Rate | 07-10-2012 18:57 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Shoutout to all the girls that can't update their status because they told some guy they tired...& going to bed.
←Rate | 06-25-2012 01:05 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon (._.) ( l: ) ( .-. ) ( :l ) (._.) They see me rolling. They hating.
←Rate | 11-13-2012 18:56 by Fadolo Comments (0)  



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