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   messageicon "Oh No!" "I forgot to pack an apple in my lunch and now there are doctors everywhere!"
←Rate | 05-30-2013 05:04 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon "i would do anything for love, but I won't do that...or that, or that, or that, or that, or that"
←Rate | 02-01-2013 02:48 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Which one of you ladies wants to be my next mistake?
←Rate | 08-21-2013 09:39 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its so awkward meeting new people. Especially when they go in for a handshake and you go in for an open-mouth kiss. Anyway, his name was Jeff... and he's a Seahawks fan
←Rate | 08-04-2013 16:42 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon BREAKING NEWS!! Hillary will not be running for Prez in 2016 due to the brain tumor found during her recent colonoscopy!
←Rate | 06-22-2013 19:00 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Jesus paid for your sins. Make sure he gets his moneys worth!
←Rate | 01-25-2013 03:32 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Florida....Where America goes to die.
←Rate | 06-05-2013 06:14 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do Amish murderers get the acoustic chair?
←Rate | 06-10-2013 13:54 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never faked a sarcasm in my life.
←Rate | 06-14-2013 08:36 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I found the pot at the end of the rainbow, and I smoked it!
←Rate | 02-01-2013 03:45 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I had a dream that I killed all of the shirtless guys with their own swag...and their duckface girlfriends....I call it the YOLOcaust.
←Rate | 05-08-2013 18:19 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon so powerful that a single one of my pubic hairs could shut down an entire restaraunt for a week!
←Rate | 06-06-2013 05:01 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I organized a threesome last night. There was a couple of no shows but I still had a great time!
←Rate | 02-01-2013 03:37 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love spending money as much as my government does.
←Rate | 11-03-2012 19:26 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I suffer from amnesia and dejavu...I think I have forgotten this before...
←Rate | 08-22-2013 09:16 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only difference between a Rectal Thermometor and an oral one is the taste.
←Rate | 08-13-2013 08:13 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon it doesn't matter if you don't like my personality... I have several more!
←Rate | 07-13-2013 15:31 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'd tell you to kiss my @ss but you'd probably fall in love with it and stalk me.
←Rate | 08-17-2013 14:52 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I took a sexual harassment course this afternoon. I think I'm going to be pretty good at it!
←Rate | 08-21-2013 17:51 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon It gives me collywobbles to admit this but most of what I post is purely flibbertigibbet. It's not that I think you to be a gobemouche, i'm just a pettifogger and a slangwanger. I'm not a snollygoster, I just love to bloviate. Thanks for understanding!
←Rate | 01-25-2013 03:34 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  



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