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   messageicon My bed is a magical place where I can suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do.
←Rate | 11-25-2012 21:49 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon So thankful my childhood was filled with imagination and bruises from playing outside. Instead of apps and how many likes you can get on a selfie.
←Rate | 04-10-2015 22:47 by BEGO Comments (2)  


   messageicon I remember that one time, before Facebook, when I went outside and did stuff.
←Rate | 03-07-2011 12:49 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Marriage is like a late night phone call. You get a ring and then you wake up.
←Rate | 03-21-2011 12:29 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do you ever feel pressure to play good music when people are in your car?
←Rate | 12-05-2012 21:21 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Leaving the house would be so much cooler if someone would yell “Aaaaand Action!” as I walk out the door.
←Rate | 12-11-2012 21:45 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh look, it's raining outside. I think I'll go on Facebook and update all my friends that don't have a window of their own.
←Rate | 07-14-2012 23:09 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love you yet I hate you,its like I want to throw you off a cliff then run really fast to the bottom to catch you ..
←Rate | 07-10-2011 22:23 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon This morning I put Red Bull into my coffee maker instead of water and now I can see noises.
←Rate | 04-08-2011 22:02 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon 16 and Pregnant? How come I didn't get my own show when I was 16? "16 and smart enough to use a rubber."
←Rate | 03-27-2012 19:38 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think it has become obvious that medicine companies have no idea what fruit tastes like.
←Rate | 04-20-2012 21:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Note to vegetarians: My food poops on your food. Enjoy that salad!
←Rate | 10-14-2010 22:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon ""When people cut you down. Or talk behind your back. remember they took time out of their pathetic lives, To think about you.""
←Rate | 02-02-2012 22:21 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.
←Rate | 03-29-2012 21:58 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder what the person I`m going to marry is doing right now
←Rate | 04-18-2011 22:18 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Walk Of Shame: When you toss a paper ball in the trash, miss, then have to go get it.
←Rate | 05-09-2011 16:57 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every guy thinks catching the girl he loves is an amazing accomplishment. Actually, catching the girl is the easy part, keeping her is the real damn accomplishment.
←Rate | 11-03-2010 22:59 by BEGO Comments (2)  


   messageicon I always feel a little kinky whenever the lady at Starbucks asks me if I'd like whipped cream on it.
←Rate | 09-19-2012 21:16 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Technology is creating all kinds of new psychological problems. Losing a cell phone can put almost anyone into a panic attack, followed shortly by separation anxiety disorder.
←Rate | 09-19-2012 21:26 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon FACT: Friendships with coworkers are based on a mutual hatred for your jobs
←Rate | 10-01-2012 22:40 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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