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   messageicon Change is inevitable... Unless your a vending machine
←Rate | 04-23-2009 02:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon rearranging furniture at the home for the blind
←Rate | 03-19-2009 09:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders where Puff the Magic Dragon gets the good stuff
←Rate | 11-20-2008 11:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon running with scissors!
←Rate | 04-10-2008 19:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon lives in a pineapple under the sea.
←Rate | 04-25-2009 19:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinking about sex, every 15 nanoseconds.
←Rate | 02-28-2009 16:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon not a complete idiot, some pieces are missing!
←Rate | 04-27-2009 22:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon just passed a Leopluradon on his/her way to Candy Mountain
←Rate | 02-27-2009 14:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon calling doctor after 4 hour erection
←Rate | 12-06-2008 10:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never Ever Ever Play leap Frog with A Unicorn
←Rate | 04-14-2009 06:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon dangerously under-medicated
←Rate | 04-22-2008 09:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon going to the store. Do you want anything?
←Rate | 11-09-2008 18:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon now available without a prescription
←Rate | 08-09-2008 00:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon spinning in his new office chair so I am away, now I am back, away again and back.
←Rate | 04-17-2009 22:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon busy fighting all her other personalities Crazy, Neurotic, and Shy on who gets to write the status message today….to be continued
←Rate | 03-29-2009 09:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon eating mushrooms and chasing white rabbits.
←Rate | 04-16-2008 09:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon usually good looking, but today is his day off.
←Rate | 03-09-2009 07:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon used to live in the real world but he got evicted
←Rate | 03-20-2009 15:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon may contain nuts.
←Rate | 04-02-2009 04:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon likes big butts and he cannot lie
←Rate | 10-26-2008 23:06 Comments (0)  



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