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   messageicon So I went to walmart earlier to get some condoms. The cashier asked me if I want a bag with that, to which I replied 'nah she's not that ugly'.
←Rate | 05-28-2013 01:30 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon 4/04 Day Not Found.
←Rate | 04-03-2013 01:38 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just drank some food color, now I think I'm dyeing inside.
←Rate | 04-03-2013 01:40 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh good YouPorn put up all their Easter themed porn.
←Rate | 04-03-2017 00:11 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mmmmm. . .pi.
←Rate | 10-10-2012 16:43 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't have an entitlement problem. I have a problem with not getting everything I want out of life.
←Rate | 07-02-2013 14:18 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everyone I know is either getting married or pregnant, I'm just getting drunk
←Rate | 05-22-2013 00:53 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yay Ground hogs day is on TV. Yay ground hogs day is on TV.
←Rate | 02-02-2012 21:54 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon If God wanted us to save money for retirement he wouldn't have invented online shopping
←Rate | 01-11-2015 20:58 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon GOP budget to slash disease research? Now we'll NEVER find a cure for Bieber Fever!
←Rate | 03-05-2012 23:40 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon Alcohol doesn't solve problems, but neither does milk
←Rate | 05-28-2013 01:28 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only real model we have for a trump presidency is the movie "first kid"
←Rate | 11-20-2016 00:23 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon This morning, I got robbed in the shower by some soap scum.
←Rate | 05-22-2013 00:42 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon admits that the Nazis were terrible, but look on the bright side: At least we got some awesome Indiana Jones movies out of it.
←Rate | 12-30-2011 01:49 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon I find it weird that restraining orders don't specify what kind of restraints to use.
←Rate | 05-28-2013 01:04 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon Call me old fashioned, but on some nights there's nothing quite like curling up next to my kindle fire with a good eBook.
←Rate | 06-10-2013 00:21 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've got some terrible news: FOX
←Rate | 05-28-2013 01:04 by Zinc Comments (3)  


   messageicon I've probably spent a solid year of my life just staring into the refrigerator
←Rate | 01-11-2015 21:02 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon My inferiority complex is not as good as yours.
←Rate | 04-27-2012 05:10 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon Diet tip: your pants will never get too tight if you don’t wear any.
←Rate | 09-23-2015 22:54 by Zinc Comments (0)  



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