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   messageicon had a job as a bartender once at a lesbian bar, but was fired after turning too many women straight.
←Rate | 05-07-2013 12:40 by Prince Shawn Comments (1)  


   messageicon Being good at spelling is like knowing how to draw a really cool dragon. Unless you are a tattoo artist, no one cares. Skin doesn't auto correct!
←Rate | 01-15-2013 15:00 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon would probably be classified as a lesbian if it was only based on how much you enjoy eating muffins and cookies.
←Rate | 01-20-2013 15:01 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon a fun afternoon planned. Will be playing "Duck, duck, goose" with actual ducks and geese followed by few games of Chinese Checkers against actual Chinese people.
←Rate | 01-23-2013 14:58 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon does things the Chicago way - He pulls a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue!
←Rate | 02-01-2013 14:09 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon there is nothing worse than a woman coming up with a nickname for your junk, getting confused and calling it Dad.
←Rate | 12-13-2012 16:15 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon so broke right now, he has been using used tissues as toilet paper...and sometimes vice versa.
←Rate | 02-18-2013 17:39 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon loves dating defense attorneys because they are incredibly good at getting guys off.
←Rate | 05-30-2013 14:43 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


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