Maureen Funny Status Messages

   hurt my leg while sleeping last night in case you're wondering how I'd do running a marathon.

   surprised that Kate and William didn't go with my suggested royal baby name of Princess Consuela Bananahammock!

   realized that if no one can reach you.....you never have to waste time returning phone calls.

   attempting to work the word "Flagrant" in to my conversations this afternoon as I just like saying it!

   If a clown offers you a hamburger, and it's not Ronald McDonald, should you accept it?

   Dear Karma – I have a list of a few people you missed. Sincerely, Me

   recovering from this long work day with my friend, Char...donnay!

   planning on stuffing my turkey with Froot Loops - I find it is colorfully festive and fun for the kids!

   found my favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.

   has found my age is very inappropriate for my behavior.