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   messageicon Still no Fathers Day card from my kids. Just because they are short, furry and talk funny is no excuse....it's hard being a single father.
←Rate | 06-17-2012 08:13 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am so glad my cats don't have opposable thumbs. I can't begin to imagine what would be written on my face when I wake up in the morning.
←Rate | 11-17-2012 06:50 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm going to start rubbing Q-Tips on my head.....They have done wonders for growing hair in my ears.
←Rate | 12-12-2011 19:14 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't care if being apathetic is wrong.
←Rate | 05-19-2011 11:21 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon This guy in line at store had breath so bad his teeth turned sideways just to let it out.
←Rate | 05-05-2012 20:35 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't need to worry about zombies here in West Virginia....no brains.
←Rate | 06-02-2012 20:55 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon MILF...Man I Love Fries.
←Rate | 03-04-2012 21:54 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon I saw a couple of signs that read "END ROAD WORK". Now I'm all for a good protest, but I just can't get aboard with this one.
←Rate | 04-15-2012 21:05 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon Okay, technology is getting out of hand for me. I was looking through a pair binochulars this morning and when I finished I looked for the button to turn them off.
←Rate | 06-25-2011 09:09 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trying understand some people is like trying to pick up a turd by the clean end.
←Rate | 02-29-2012 10:00 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon Understand women?....I think it would be easier to drive to Hawaii.
←Rate | 09-08-2011 09:31 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon You are by far my smartest and best looking friend on Facebook.
←Rate | 03-28-2012 17:05 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon I found that my power went out briefly while I was sleeping, So I woke and my coffee was NOT ready and waiting for me. What an utterly horrible way to start the day. I had to wait five minutes, FIVE MINUTES! for my coffee. I feel like a caveman.
←Rate | 02-01-2013 09:41 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon Damn, my foot's asleep, now it's going to be up all night.
←Rate | 09-20-2011 07:57 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do the Chinese realize that when they visit this country, they buy souvenirs made in their country.
←Rate | 02-10-2013 09:27 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon Went to Micky D's today and ordered the fish sandwich and for the first time ever the cheese was squarely on the sandwich.....almost brought a tear to my eye.
←Rate | 07-13-2012 14:00 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon Three blondes walk into a bar.....you'd think one of them would have seen it.
←Rate | 02-05-2012 09:41 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon Celebrating black history month by not pulling my pants up.
←Rate | 02-05-2013 15:06 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon Went to Wal-Mart in my painting clothes today....still the best dressed person in there.
←Rate | 02-22-2012 08:46 by K-Mac Comments (0)  


   messageicon A lot of people look up to me.....it's nice being tall.
←Rate | 06-09-2011 17:45 by K-Mac Comments (0)  



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