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   messageicon You always feel a sense of accomplishment when you finally get that food stuck between your teeth with your tongue....So get ready for Thanksgiving.
←Rate | 11-12-2010 19:29 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon They show sex on TV, but radio has 'Bleeps'.......Way to go FCC.
←Rate | 07-27-2012 09:03 by Danmanz Comments (4)  


   messageicon Don't you think its time for Life Alert to update their commercials.
←Rate | 08-19-2010 15:56 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon FASTEST means of Communication : 1) Phone 2) TV 3) Internet 4) Tell A Woman (For even FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE)
←Rate | 03-03-2010 03:53 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's so cool about taking a picture of a bathroom mirror?
←Rate | 09-02-2012 00:02 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know what's cheaper than reading a book on a Kindle?......Reading a book.
←Rate | 10-07-2012 06:37 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon *Stop the CISPA bill progression*. It allows the government and private companies to spy in on YOUR PRIVATE INFORMATION on any site as a means of “cybersecurity"......(Bulls**t)
←Rate | 04-13-2012 10:00 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon When humans mutilate and dismember each other in movies it's Rated R, but apparently when Autobots and Decepticons do it it's PG-13.
←Rate | 07-16-2011 02:25 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't tell God how big your problems are, tell your problems how big your God is.
←Rate | 06-28-2010 05:06 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon They need to make some people's mouth like a cell phone plan. When their Mouth Minutes run out, they shut up for the rest of the month....until they pay to talk to you.
←Rate | 06-06-2011 00:58 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon SOPA and PIPA tried to attack your 1st amendment. CISPA will attack your 4th amendment....if you let "them" of course
←Rate | 04-13-2012 10:06 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only difference between try and triumph is a little 'umph'.
←Rate | 06-03-2012 18:26 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets
←Rate | 03-23-2010 15:27 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon [Average Salaries] U.S. Soldier: $54,000....U.S. Congressman: $174,000 (Not counting bonuses)....What's wrong with this picture..?
←Rate | 09-20-2011 11:30 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon There is always a double standard when strip clubs have 'All You Can Eat' buffets.
←Rate | 05-07-2010 18:14 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon I saw a dog walking his blonde earlier today.
←Rate | 02-28-2010 23:06 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nothing says Responsibility like a woman taking her birth control pill with a shot of Tequila.
←Rate | 08-18-2013 02:07 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ants kill around 30 people a year......Marijuana is safer than ants.
←Rate | 12-16-2013 12:46 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Motels....Because you and your hooker deserve better than the backseat of some car.
←Rate | 06-08-2010 18:02 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Want to know who your friends are?...Tell everybody the truth and see who still hangs arounds you afterwards.
←Rate | 06-04-2012 12:37 by Danmanz Comments (0)  



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