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   messageicon Bummer: Just Found out that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle that came to my 6th Birthday was actually my Aunt!"
←Rate | 02-28-2010 15:29 by Dylan Bosch Comments (1)  


   messageicon Boys have to put forth real effort to get laid, while all girls have to do is stand bra-less in the wind."
←Rate | 10-05-2010 13:29 by Dylan Bosch Comments (2)  


   messageicon This time of year every store is advertising as "your one stop shop!" Really? I'm in college, I'm pretty sure that's the liquor store.
←Rate | 03-04-2011 23:33 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon placing myself in "TIME OUT" until I am able to play nice with others! Until then, don't piss me off because I have nothing to lose being in Time Out already!"
←Rate | 12-28-2010 01:57 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon do you know why kids think I'm Cool?.. Because I was raised to talk and think like a 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle' that's why."
←Rate | 08-17-2010 15:22 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women don't want to hear what you think...Women want to hear what they think- in a deeper voice."
←Rate | 03-04-2011 23:52 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Inside me there is a thin, blonde, glamourous woman. But that's just because I lost a bet at a sorority party and had to eat a barbie doll."
←Rate | 05-09-2011 14:33 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon my new excuse for leaving the bar early on a Saturday NIght: "I gotta Preach tomorrow."
←Rate | 07-14-2010 12:09 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pluto was rejected from the planet category because of its crooked orbit; even our solar system kicks the stumbling drunk guy out of the party."
←Rate | 03-11-2011 18:44 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon The next time you're in Walmart, hide in a clothes rack and when someone is looking through the clothes come out and say "WELCOME TO NARNIA" :)
←Rate | 05-11-2011 23:27 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon the New Facebook Chat! You have friends Online.. But you have to guess who more then half of them are!"
←Rate | 07-18-2011 21:23 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon ...just heard that Tampax is replacing the strings with tinsel this month. ...Ladies, get them soon, supplies only last for the Christmas period!"
←Rate | 11-17-2010 19:14 by Dylan Bosch Comments (1)  


   messageicon always relates everything he does with sports even when he's not watching or playing sports, well if anyone wants to know the score for today's game it was the Lawnmowers 42, Frogs 0."
←Rate | 06-15-2010 18:29 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm a little tea pot, short and stout... Consequently, my brother the beer keg gets all the chicks."
←Rate | 05-11-2011 20:23 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon alot of people when they go to concerts they yell out "Wooo! or Yeah!" I like to yell out more specific things like "The way you play you're Music makes feel Good Inside!!"
←Rate | 09-10-2010 15:32 by Dylan Bosch Comments (1)  


   messageicon Dear CocaCola, McDonalds, and other massive companies, unless you have a new product for me, stop showing me commercials. I didn't forget about you. I have never stood at a vending machine and thought, what's that thing in the red can? I promise."
←Rate | 07-01-2011 11:06 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon says This Christmas, let's put misteltoe in our back pockets so all the people who hate us can kiss our..."
←Rate | 11-17-2010 23:29 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon My current clothing style is a combination of "sh*t I'm late", "sh*t it's cold", with just a hint of "I'm too lazy to look socially acceptable for you losers".
←Rate | 01-04-2015 14:08 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Are you guys really my friends or are you just my facebook friends?"
←Rate | 05-11-2011 20:41 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon EPIC FAIL: Ripping the easy-open tab right off the last can of chef boyardee ravioli and not having a can opener to back it up."
←Rate | 08-31-2010 19:51 by DYLAN BOSCH Comments (0)  



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