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   messageicon Reminder: National Atheist's Day April 1st.......
←Rate | 03-31-2011 11:47 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Respect must be earned by a sitting President these days.....
←Rate | 06-06-2010 21:11 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Monday sure is an awful way to spend 1/7th of our life......
←Rate | 04-18-2011 06:28 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon FYI - Tomorrow is Hard Hat Friday......
←Rate | 09-22-2011 08:29 by bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's Friday the 13th! Want to get lucky?
←Rate | 05-13-2011 06:09 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thinking about posting a pic of myself in my underwear in support of my congressman Anthony Weiner........
←Rate | 06-02-2011 11:28 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon I disliked Obama before it was cool.......Yes I did!
←Rate | 05-27-2010 14:31 by Bill Comments (1)  


   messageicon Happy President's Day! Time to remember all the great leaders this country has had, and how we've disgraced them by putting Obama in office!!
←Rate | 02-21-2011 06:22 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hurricane Watch for south Texas, blame it on George W. Bush....
←Rate | 06-28-2010 13:23 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Over/Under - Brett Farve: 70 sexting messages to NY woman while in town.
←Rate | 10-11-2010 11:25 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Obama re-election: Beyond 'Hope' and 'Change' ... Now its 'Poverty and Debt'........
←Rate | 04-04-2011 06:37 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Plaxico Burress is out of jail today... Only a black man would be sent to jail for 2 years for shooting himself...
←Rate | 06-06-2011 12:37 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon can't afford these gas prices anymore..... I'm charging up Leroy's Buzz Lightyear car and leaving for work 4 hours early tonight.
←Rate | 01-20-2011 11:48 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon “Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it.” - Mark Twain
←Rate | 01-06-2011 14:41 by Bill Comments (1)  


   messageicon Ashton Kutcher to replace Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men. Remaining cast and crew already planning their own "Torpedo of Truth" tour.
←Rate | 05-13-2011 14:01 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wishing the King a happy 76th Birthday, where ever he is.....
←Rate | 01-08-2011 06:50 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon President Obama misunderstood that today is Flag Day. He thought it was Hag Day and took Helen Thomas out to lunch.
←Rate | 06-14-2010 13:18 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon France, once again, takes up the fight in the defense of freedom and liberty.....
←Rate | 03-19-2011 14:04 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Netanyahu's wife needs to give Michelle Obama a tee shirt that reads, "Don't you wish your husband could be a man like mine?"
←Rate | 05-24-2011 13:04 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh great....I just heard a satellite the size of a bus is expected to crash somewhere on earth tomorrow. Wear a hat!!
←Rate | 09-22-2011 08:28 by bill Comments (0)  



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