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   messageicon Time is never wasted when your wasted all the time!!
←Rate | 08-07-2010 17:52 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon DRINK TO FORGET BUT NEVER FORGET TO DRINK.
←Rate | 08-07-2010 17:55 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Test tube babies shouldn't throw stones.
←Rate | 03-09-2011 14:40 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon being a mother is like Hotel California, you can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave:S
←Rate | 04-30-2010 23:23 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a pinky monkey named Spunky ran into the forest and chucked all the wood before the woodchuck could?
←Rate | 03-14-2010 23:29 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Got a problem? iI got a problem solver……and his name is revolver.
←Rate | 01-24-2010 18:27 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon 'I like my men like I like my coffee... ground up and in the freezer.'
←Rate | 03-14-2010 23:46 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon God: An invisible friend for adults
←Rate | 04-30-2010 23:45 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just saw a message in my alphabet soup. It says OOOOOO. Oh wait….I'm eating Cheerios
←Rate | 04-30-2010 23:59 by Angela Comments (0)  


   messageicon My night and shining armor, ending up being a retard in tin foil;)
←Rate | 04-18-2010 23:02 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's 2011, you think we would have toothpaste the doesn't ruin orange juice by now.
←Rate | 01-04-2011 18:52 by Angela Comments (0)  


   messageicon I didnt fall for you...i tripped and fell cause your to ugly!!
←Rate | 11-11-2010 23:57 by ANGELA Comments (6)  


   messageicon apparently I'm not wearing a sweater vest but rather a "quilted wife beater" priceless
←Rate | 09-11-2010 20:03 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon if common sense was made out of chocolate you wouldnt have enought to fill a smartie...
←Rate | 10-25-2010 17:18 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Good girls go to heaven , Bad girls go everywhere!
←Rate | 01-22-2010 19:37 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


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