Exercise Funny Status Messages

   Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government

   They tell me that exercise makes you look and feel better about yourself, to them I say, "So does alcohol"

   I gave up smoking,I gave up drinking,I try to exercise,I try to eat right......apparently this means I will live longer but the trouble is I am boreeeeed

   I go to the gym once a week, but I don't have to go inside. I get all my exercise walking to the ice cream shop next door.

   If by exercise you mean grabbing my phone out of my pocket every two minutes then yes I exercise a lot.

   Woman failed the battle of the sexes when you started to do pole dancing and class it as exercise

   Bi?ch I didn't text you to exercise my fingers, I want a damn reply

   If I notice you've lost weight and ask what your secret is, and you say, "Diet & exercise!" I will punch you in your skinny face.

   I always give fat people wrong directions so they can get much needed exercise.

   I was told that exercise helps with your decision making. Well, it’s true. After going to the gym this morning, I’ve decided I’m never going again.

   Some folks exercise their right to vote. I vote my right to not exercise.

   If I wake up at 4:30, I’ll have 2 uninterrupted hours to exercise, clean and make a healthy breakfast. *sets alarm for 6:30*

   my New Year's resolution is to exercise (my right to be lazy)

   Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise. Sounds like a Pyramid Scheme to me.

   Trump is already working wonders, all these people marching = Exercise and aiding weight loss. = Positive

   Does running out of money count as exercise?

   I get ENOUGH exercise pushing my luck! ;)

   The only exercise I have done this month is running out of money.

   I don't exercise. If God wanted me to bend over, he'd have put diamonds on the floor.

   I don't mind when people exercise their right to free speech, but I'd prefer they'd exercise their right to remain silent.