Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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BP stands for Beyond Petroleum, well, not anymore, BP stands now for Big Problem!
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04-30-2010 18:05
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Men: You can't live with them, but you can't have heterosexual sex without them. DAMN!!
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04-30-2010 17:54
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it's funny how the people that say "I Can't stand Drama" usually cause the most of it. but the people who say "im used to it" cause none.
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04-30-2010 17:47
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And then I was all like: "I'm really getting sick of your sh*t." And then she was all like: "To speak with a representative please say representative..." UGH!!
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04-30-2010 17:37 by Joser
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do you think the creator of Snuggie is laughing his *ss off because he convinced a nation of people that its cool to wear a robe backwards?
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04-30-2010 17:23 by Joser
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My check engine light is on. Someone needs to service me.
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04-30-2010 17:22 by Joser
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says Happy Friday @ 5:00 pm! If an ice cold, tall, 22 ounce Miller Lite is wrong, I dont wanna be right...
You wanna reduce the "Text While Driving Epidemic?" Just create a phone that will input the text as you speak and read you the text you received.....They can bulid it. They have the technology. To make teens live longer and more responsible.
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04-30-2010 16:25 by Danmanz
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says all people have the right to stupidity but far far too many people abuse that privilege! o_o
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04-30-2010 16:11
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<---- believes that good things come to those who wait.... or have the money to pay for them! ^_^
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04-30-2010 16:11
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note to self: even if someone really needs it, strangling them is still illegal. o_o
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04-30-2010 16:09
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wonders how crowded the Cinco de Mayo parades will be this year throughout Arizona.
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04-30-2010 16:08
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It took a movie like Blindside and Jesse James' cheating ways for Sandra Bullock to decide to adopt a black baby.
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04-30-2010 15:57 by Danmanz
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My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?' 'No,' she answered. I then said, 'Is that your final answer?' She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying 'Yes.' S
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04-30-2010 15:31
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was born cool, but global warming made me hot!
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04-30-2010 15:24 by Mmz
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I don't like to think myself as 'Special' I like to think myself as limited edition
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04-30-2010 15:20 by Mmz
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04-30-2010 15:19 by Mmz
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Some Women say they spend alot of money on makeup to make them look pretty, they also say we spend alot of money on beer but what they dont know is that its also to make them look pretty.
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04-30-2010 15:16
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She was looking through the Chinese phone book earlier. There are so many Wings and Wongs. It must be so easy to Wing a Wong number.
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04-30-2010 14:46
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Ladies if another girl steals your boyfriend, there's no better revenge but to let her keep him
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04-30-2010 14:44
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