Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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says Judge me all you want... just keep the verdict to yourself
is eating mushrooms and chasing white rabbits
out making some changes in hisher life...leave a message and I'll get back yo you. if I don't return your message your one of the changes!
I bought a pack of biscuits today and on it said "store in a cool place." So I sent them to Samuel Jacksons house.
has heard better comebacks from someone in a coma.
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05-24-2010 07:52
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laying on his bed, looking up at the stars and wondering... WTF??? wheres my roof?
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05-24-2010 07:40
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Happiness is not a destination. It is a method of life.
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05-24-2010 05:42
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If a woman wants a man who can take orders, they should marry a waiter!
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05-24-2010 04:40 by Mduduzi
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All of us are God's Creatures, Just Some are More Creatures Than Others !!!
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05-24-2010 03:28 by EDK
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do tree huggers buy toilet paper?
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05-24-2010 00:07
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U know some people are like VIRUSES, they ENTER your LIFE, SCAN your POCKETS, TRANSFER your IDEAS, EDIT your MINDE, DOWNLOAD your HEART, and UPLOAD their PROBLEMS
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05-23-2010 23:20 by BEGO
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Please Wait...My heart is now loading...20% completed.40% completed.80% completed.99.9% completed...Error! Error!..Something has interrupted the download. Please try again later.
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05-23-2010 23:11 by BEGO
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My dog was barking at the back door and my wife was yelling at the front door. I always let the dog in first because at least its shuts up when it gets in the house.
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05-23-2010 23:01 by Danmanz
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I piss awesomeness. Awesomeness burns, right?
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05-23-2010 22:17
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The fastest way to being happy is to make other people happy. You go first.
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05-23-2010 22:16 by Joser
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They wouldn't have to ban texting while driving if they would just legalize driving through red lights...
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05-23-2010 22:16 by Joser
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I'll tell ya, there's nothing better than a cold beer(s) after a long hard day of laying on the couch...
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05-23-2010 22:15 by Joser
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The worst thing you can say to a man is "Are you in yet.."
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05-23-2010 21:50
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Facebook message inbox:"Wwo! Is htat raelly you in htis ivdeo?".... Yeah, that link looks safe, it was obviously sent by one of my dear friends, let me click it and check it out, no way it's a spamming virus...... Idiots.
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05-23-2010 21:47 by bigedusw
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