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   messageicon having penguins for dinner. GO WINGS
←Rate | 06-09-2009 18:40 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon going to create a 40,000 piece puzzle that says "get a life" when completed.
←Rate | 06-09-2009 10:31 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon says hey ladies I'm starting up my own social web site, a cross between MySpace and FaceBook called MyFace, wanna get on?
←Rate | 06-09-2009 09:26 by B Dedog | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon wants to merge MySpace, Facebook, YouTube and Twitter and call it: MY FACE YOU TWIT.
←Rate | 06-09-2009 08:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon a weapon of mass destruction.
←Rate | 06-08-2009 21:38 by nicolethomas | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks he has hearing aids........too much phone sex!
←Rate | 06-08-2009 19:03 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon despised and idolized either way I'm recognized
←Rate | 06-08-2009 17:52 by PJM again lol | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon absolutely willing to work on weekends ... granted that weekdays are off.
←Rate | 06-08-2009 04:12 by RN Comments (0)  


   messageicon trying to figure out how to set my laser printer to stun
←Rate | 06-07-2009 23:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon planning on living forever- so far, so good
←Rate | 06-07-2009 23:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering if its cool in China to get English words tattooed on their arms.
←Rate | 06-07-2009 22:33 by Eric Comments (0)  


   messageicon wants to get his Chill in, but instead is getting his Hang on
←Rate | 06-07-2009 20:57 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon 's inner child has diaper rash.
←Rate | 06-07-2009 18:47 by Courtney Comments (0)  


   messageicon possibly doing something illegal right now.
←Rate | 06-07-2009 17:46 by Tim | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon microwaving metal objects.
←Rate | 06-07-2009 17:43 by Tim Comments (0)  


   messageicon doesn't need your attitude...he's got one of his own!
←Rate | 06-07-2009 15:16 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon one of your 5 a day
←Rate | 06-07-2009 14:46 by mick | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.
←Rate | 06-07-2009 12:24 by Eric | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon :: What doesn't kill you... will probably hurt like hell though :P
←Rate | 06-07-2009 05:38 by sket | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinking about sex, pondering about what the risks are and what you can catch. Then it hit me....Life, is sexually transmitted.
←Rate | 06-07-2009 03:20 by Billy Dedog | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


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