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   messageicon planning on living forever- so far, so good
←Rate | 06-07-2009 23:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering if its cool in China to get English words tattooed on their arms.
←Rate | 06-07-2009 22:33 by Eric Comments (0)  


   messageicon wants to get his Chill in, but instead is getting his Hang on
←Rate | 06-07-2009 20:57 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon 's inner child has diaper rash.
←Rate | 06-07-2009 18:47 by Courtney Comments (0)  


   messageicon possibly doing something illegal right now.
←Rate | 06-07-2009 17:46 by Tim | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon microwaving metal objects.
←Rate | 06-07-2009 17:43 by Tim Comments (0)  


   messageicon doesn't need your attitude...he's got one of his own!
←Rate | 06-07-2009 15:16 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon one of your 5 a day
←Rate | 06-07-2009 14:46 by mick | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.
←Rate | 06-07-2009 12:24 by Eric | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon :: What doesn't kill you... will probably hurt like hell though :P
←Rate | 06-07-2009 05:38 by sket | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinking about sex, pondering about what the risks are and what you can catch. Then it hit me....Life, is sexually transmitted.
←Rate | 06-07-2009 03:20 by Billy Dedog | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinking about playing old disco records and dressing up like the burger king
←Rate | 06-07-2009 01:23 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon reading about a new medication doctors are giving to depressed lesbians called Trydicagain.
←Rate | 06-06-2009 18:45 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon such a thrillseeker, when I see a ‘Caution, Wet Floor' sign, I walk faster
←Rate | 06-06-2009 15:29 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon sucking a cock right now...so go away and do not disturb
←Rate | 06-06-2009 12:39 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon not a player...he is just good at playing
←Rate | 06-06-2009 12:39 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon clicking my heels together and repeating "There's no place like home" over and over again!!! The magic must not work with fuzzy bunny slippers!
←Rate | 06-06-2009 07:29 by MaryEllen | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon accentuating the best and capitalizing the rest....
←Rate | 06-06-2009 07:28 by MaryEllen | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon just got his new Dale Jr. GPS... in a quarter mile, take a left...in a quarter mile, take a left...in a quarter mile, take a left...in a quarter mile, take a left...
←Rate | 06-06-2009 05:43 by irlshamrock | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon riding your discostick
←Rate | 06-05-2009 22:44 by brittany | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


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