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   messageicon hey you yesss you... you look better with my cum on your face ;)
←Rate | 08-10-2009 02:22 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon was thinking about a romantic night, A stale bottle of chocolate body paint, and a kinky french poodle, Partytime! But unfortunately I am stuck here at work...
←Rate | 08-09-2009 19:56 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Seein' right through you like you're bathing in Windex
←Rate | 08-09-2009 19:36 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks that it would be wise for you to stop touching the "S" button.
←Rate | 08-09-2009 17:23 by Ricky Cranford | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon was thrown out of a casino for misunderstanding the use of a crap table.
←Rate | 08-09-2009 16:42 by Tim Comments (0)  


   messageicon out clubbing this weekend. I'm going to beat my record of 12 baby seals
←Rate | 08-09-2009 16:41 by Tim | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon fried, died, and layed to the side.
←Rate | 08-09-2009 16:39 by Tim | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon running with scissors and eating paste
←Rate | 08-09-2009 15:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ready to party today with grilled food and family (actually, we're only grilling the food).
←Rate | 08-09-2009 13:46 by Tim Gebhart | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon golfing tomorrow, that will NOT help my stress!
←Rate | 08-09-2009 13:45 by Tim Gebhart | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon drinking coffee so I can do stupid things faster and with more energy.
←Rate | 08-09-2009 13:43 by Tim Gebhart | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon hoping to be abducted on Monday and set free on Friday...I know its a pretty wishful thinking.
←Rate | 08-09-2009 13:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon thanking ginger people, without them I would have no one to laugh at!
←Rate | 08-09-2009 12:59 by J | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon if I could rearrange alphabet, I would put 'U" and "I" together
←Rate | 08-09-2009 12:43 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon a long awaited time has come, today is the day am not waiting anymore.
←Rate | 08-09-2009 12:23 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I'ts raining outside and I love the sound".
←Rate | 08-09-2009 12:04 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon she looked good from far,but when she got up close she was far from good.
←Rate | 08-09-2009 11:50 by TM | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon just smoked crack for the first time and I can confirm that it is NOT addicti.....uh oh
←Rate | 08-09-2009 10:41 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks its OK to beat up an old lady, if its at Costcutters, or if she really had it coming.
←Rate | 08-09-2009 04:31 by deithy | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Those Who Can They Do, Those Who Can't They Teach."
←Rate | 08-08-2009 22:40 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  




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