Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt... hehehe suckers!!!
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06-15-2010 18:47 by Joser
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Police and doctors are fun to watch on TV. Just look at all the shows. In reality, its not as fun when they all watch you. You either done something wrong or something wrong has been done to you.
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06-15-2010 18:41 by Danmanz
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Thinks that if I was a zookeeper, I wouldn't even bother putting anything in the chameleon exhibit.
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06-15-2010 18:39 by Joser
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wants you to know that you have my undivided, continuous, partial attention.
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06-15-2010 18:38 by Joser
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not a OBGYN. But, I will take a look!
when you're single, all you see is couples, and when you're part of a couple, all you see are hookers..
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06-15-2010 18:32
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always relates everything he does with sports even when he's not watching or playing sports, well if anyone wants to know the score for today's game it was the Lawnmowers 42, Frogs 0."
went to his first gambling anonymous meeting last night.. They gave me 2:1 odds that I won't make it...
There are 10 types of people in the world...Those that understand Binary Code and those that do not!!
I figure there are 3 types of people in this world....Those that can count, and those that cannot!!
All my friends who have Girlfriends want to be single... All my friends who are single want girlfriend friends... As for me, I just want a slave...
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06-15-2010 17:40 by Joser
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The idea is to die young as late as possible
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06-15-2010 17:39
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wondering if you have sex with a girl with multiple personalities, is it considered a "orgy"?
It's obvious that Ed Hardy is g@y. No straight man would decide he would rather design clothing than solve mysteries with his brothers...
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06-15-2010 17:35 by Joser
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Eating kidney beans is a very small step towards cannibalism...
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06-15-2010 17:33 by Joser
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Bronchitis is my least favorite dinosaur.
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06-15-2010 17:32 by joser
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A leopard can't change its spots, unless it has Photoshop.
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06-15-2010 17:31 by Joser
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Thomas Kinkade was arrested for drunk driving...I wonder how long until he releases his new painting, "lights through the jailhouse window"?
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06-15-2010 16:40
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If you're so much better than the leading brand... why aren't you the leading brand?
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06-15-2010 16:32
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- Kim Jong-il says to Brasil players: Oul lockets have vely long lange!
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06-15-2010 15:40 by ADDI
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