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   messageicon writing his name on a steemed mirror,,,,,,
←Rate | 06-18-2010 02:19 by H.RAYAT Comments (1)  


   messageicon Thank you dad for not pulling out!! (to be used on father's day)
←Rate | 06-18-2010 02:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon never going to Costco hungry again, I just spent 200 bucks on chips and dip...WTF!!?
←Rate | 06-18-2010 01:57 by kenken Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering why he/she is talking in 3rd person, hmmm he/she is still thinking
←Rate | 06-18-2010 01:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon concerned by the NBA champions LA LAKERS with Ron Artest thanking his "hood", Phil telling his guys to grab their loose balls, and Kobe doin work so much to get his man Phil back once again.
←Rate | 06-18-2010 00:18 by jm554221 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate allergies! Does anybody know how to turn Meth back into Sudafed? Just asking!
←Rate | 06-17-2010 23:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bottle of lotion $ 2.59, Box of Kleenex $3.19 Roll of pictures taken of random girls at the beach $6.50 Having your wife walk in and see it is not pictures of her , PRICELESS
←Rate | 06-17-2010 22:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I Think there is in every girl's life a boy she'll never forget and a summer where it all began.
←Rate | 06-17-2010 22:47 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Playing hide and go seek in walmart... I take mature and classy to whole new levels
←Rate | 06-17-2010 22:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I would like to thank Benny Hill for turning me on to British humor and all natural Breast when I was a kid... Still funny and still awesome!!!
←Rate | 06-17-2010 22:07 by JEMAVA Comments (1)  


   messageicon millions of my potential children died on your sisters face last night!!
←Rate | 06-17-2010 21:15 Comments (4)  


   messageicon thinking of the immortal words of Socrates who said..."I drank what?"
←Rate | 06-17-2010 20:50 by joyce Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like to follow up a compliment with a threat. For example, "Nice shirt! I'll fight you for it."
←Rate | 06-17-2010 20:26 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon Irony is people complaining about Facebook's privacy settings when every other update is about their weekly visit to their gynecologist.
←Rate | 06-17-2010 19:51 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon on Facebook for social networking; not for digital farms and aquariums. Quit asking me to adopt your fish or join your farm because really I don't care if your fish dies or if your entire farm burns. Thanks :)
←Rate | 06-17-2010 19:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon says If the NBA really wanted me to watch, they'd be playing Hockey instead eh!!
←Rate | 06-17-2010 19:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon hates facebook! you ever go to click on someones name in chat n they log off.
←Rate | 06-17-2010 19:05 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't wait to go home and rip off my ex-girl friend's underwear!! They have been giving me wedgies all day
←Rate | 06-17-2010 19:04 by Vito Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Life, You have some explaining to do...
←Rate | 06-17-2010 18:57 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fact: If a person thinks they're big enough to stick their nose in someone else's buisness, be big enough to take it when it gets bitten off!
←Rate | 06-17-2010 18:53 by TheOne Comments (0)  




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