Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Confessions may be good for the soul, but they are bad for the reputation.
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06-19-2010 12:57
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To ensure perfect aim, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
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06-19-2010 12:55
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he'll shoot, he'll score, he'll eat your labrador, Football fans jeerig!! ofcourse they were Korea Fans!!
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06-19-2010 12:53
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gathering rocks to throw at the English Football Team!!!
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06-19-2010 12:52 by pz
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Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like. WHY?
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06-19-2010 12:50
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is gonna go to a psychiatrists office, sit in the waiting room and just stare at people..
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06-19-2010 12:47 by Yaj
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feeling confused as a pelican flying over the Gulf of Mexico .
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06-19-2010 11:23 by barry
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Don't worry, during the Apocalypse the zombies are looking for brains, you're safe..
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06-19-2010 10:17 by jz
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What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? Dam!
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06-19-2010 09:48
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I'm thinking that the only good mornings are the ones that start in the afternoon.
- I can't believe we only managed a draw against a sh*t team we should easily have beaten........I'm ashamed to call myself Algerian.....
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06-19-2010 08:56 by Y.P
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vampires in twilight is pale white ,, how come laurent is black ??
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06-19-2010 07:41 by mileycy
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if you belive in yourself, you can do anything... if you belive that.. your oficialy a retard
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06-19-2010 03:08
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it just me or does anyone else translate the sticker "Student Driver" as "Please Screw With Me"...??????
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06-19-2010 01:03 by SJM
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The clean up in the Gulf is going well. My seabass I ordered was a quart low.
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06-19-2010 00:15
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You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
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06-19-2010 00:13
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was thinking about running around outside naked, but then I drank another bottle except it was Windex, and it stopped me from streaking...
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06-18-2010 23:27
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don't make me mad, I will find your pictures and post them on peopleofwalmart.com and then see who has the last laugh!!!
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06-18-2010 23:14
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It's not my fault when I open my mouth words come out
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06-18-2010 22:53
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If I see that "fuzzoodle" commercial one more time, I'm going to shoot my tv.
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06-18-2010 22:50 by dabomb18
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