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Nothing improves creativity more than a lack of supervision.
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06-19-2010 18:03 by
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I try to be tolerant but then other people go and mess it up.
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06-19-2010 17:59 by
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Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
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06-19-2010 17:59 by
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I wish I could chop off my fat with a knife, I would rather endure that than a workout!
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06-19-2010 17:00
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You're like a cloud: once you f*ck off,it's a nice day.
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06-19-2010 16:29 by
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It's true, our country sucks at soccer....but at least our kids aren't starving!
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06-19-2010 16:04
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smelling the whiskey burning down Copperhead Road.....
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06-19-2010 15:47
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wondering why American sports use terms like "world series" when no other countries play.
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06-19-2010 15:39 by
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“Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.”
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06-19-2010 15:12 by
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Back to your bridge you evil troll.... your powers dont work here!
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06-19-2010 15:11 by
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My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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06-19-2010 15:10 by
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thanks dad for not pulling out.! Happy fathers day!!
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06-19-2010 14:55
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Fact of the day... no such thing as an American site unless the website is about America. Football is what's going on in the World Cup... England will wake up and beat Slovenia: Fact!
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06-19-2010 14:03 by
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u can find smart guys in every corner of the earth..unfortunately the earth is round..
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06-19-2010 13:57
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Got lucky opening an oyster yesterday. I found an oil filter.
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06-19-2010 13:26
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Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife.
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06-19-2010 13:08
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Sex is like hacking. You get in, you get out, and you hope you didn't leave something behind that can be traced back to you.
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06-19-2010 13:04
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Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.
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06-19-2010 13:00
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Thou shalt not pass gas in my presence and then walk away as if thou hast been offended by me!
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06-19-2010 13:00
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To appreciate heaven , it's good for a person to have some fifteen minutes of hell
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