Funny Status Messages and Tweets

Funny status message updates for FaceBook or Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.

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   messageicon Teaching my Son Life-Lessons.... Don't download porn.... Stream it....
←Rate | 06-15-2009 17:03 by Peebs | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon without me awesome is only aweso
←Rate | 06-15-2009 16:20 by Mike Comments (0)  


   messageicon says that nothing is IMPOSSIBLE, the word itself says I'M POSSIBLE !
←Rate | 06-15-2009 14:57 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders if people who use sign language are allowed to talk with their mouth full....
←Rate | 06-15-2009 13:02 by Ron Comments (0)  


   messageicon parachute for sale, used once, never opened!
←Rate | 06-15-2009 07:13 by Brendan Comments (1)  


   messageicon thinks that your a great friend but when we're running from the zombies is gonna trip you.
←Rate | 06-15-2009 06:04 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Jon Gosselin's secret lover
←Rate | 06-14-2009 19:13 by Mike | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon a feeling that tonight's gonna be a good good night
←Rate | 06-14-2009 19:11 by Mike | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle
←Rate | 06-14-2009 18:39 by Z | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon playin twister with a colorblind midget stripper called rainbow
←Rate | 06-14-2009 17:25 by sven | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't cha wish your boyfriend was Hot like me
←Rate | 06-14-2009 13:58 by Ziado | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Soooo Happy With His Sexy Baby
←Rate | 06-14-2009 13:56 by Ziado | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Going To THe Moon BRB
←Rate | 06-14-2009 12:43 by ziado | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon had the meaning of life but forgot to write it down.
←Rate | 06-14-2009 01:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 's insurance doesn't cover PMS
←Rate | 06-13-2009 20:14 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon working 40 hours a week to be this poor.
←Rate | 06-13-2009 14:50 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I've found Jesus. He was behind the sofa the whole time. "
←Rate | 06-13-2009 14:48 by Z | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon jump off the bridge before I push you myself!
←Rate | 06-13-2009 11:41 by gigly896 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon touching himself inappropriately while watching Rachel Ray cook bratwurst.
←Rate | 06-13-2009 11:33 by AyoJosh | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon getting naked and playing twister with a monkey!
←Rate | 06-13-2009 06:50 by sket | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


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