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   messageicon going to take over the world one day >=D, as soon as she finishes her homework "awww," *head goes down, walks away from computer*
←Rate | 08-23-2009 21:28 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon saying what starts off sweet ends bitter... and what starts off bitter ends sweet.
←Rate | 08-23-2009 17:00 by Marlon | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon gotta feeling tonight's gonna be a good night.
←Rate | 08-23-2009 16:58 by Katie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thanks for letting us know how "bored" and "lonely" you are....Next time let us know if we even care.
←Rate | 08-23-2009 16:32 by Danmanz | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon put on my shoes and I'm ready for the weekend
←Rate | 08-23-2009 16:18 by vo | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon considering a career at Hogwarts
←Rate | 08-23-2009 14:54 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon The neighbor's kids are named Titus and Judah. Either the couple is Greek, or they smoke ALOT of dope.
←Rate | 08-23-2009 12:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everything am not, made me everthing I am
←Rate | 08-23-2009 09:53 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon put the wrong socks on the wrong feet this morning.
←Rate | 08-22-2009 23:23 by Kev-o Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you cross a bulldog and a $hitzu do you get a bull$hit????
←Rate | 08-22-2009 15:00 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon going to see if the best part of waking up is really Folgers in your cup. I'll let you know the results
←Rate | 08-22-2009 09:20 by Mercedes | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon it might be helpful and less stressful to have a baby AFTER you finish college. Not before.
←Rate | 08-22-2009 03:22 by Danmanz | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon just because your mother is a single parent, doesn't mean you have to follow in her footsteps at such an early age.
←Rate | 08-22-2009 03:14 by Danmanz | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon wants to procrastinate... well, not today... perhaps tomorrow!
←Rate | 08-21-2009 16:07 by snoopy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thinks Women are like scratch-off tickets… There fun to do, ….. Most of the time they turn out to be losers, …. If your lucky you'll get a winner, ……. And in the end you spend more than you get!
←Rate | 08-21-2009 14:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ordering you catalogs...and thinking you may need a bigger mailbox!!!
←Rate | 08-21-2009 10:42 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon And on Friday God created alcohol, and Adam was happy! It had been a long first week with Eve
←Rate | 08-21-2009 06:10 by Psym0n Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Lord says he doesn't give you anymore than you can handle... I think he has me confused with somebody else...
←Rate | 08-21-2009 04:57 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon I live in my own little world. But it's OK. They know me here.
←Rate | 08-21-2009 04:57 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Apparently you have been misinformed, because the ONLY advantage you have over me is... you can "kiss my ass" and I cant...
←Rate | 08-21-2009 04:56 Comments (0)  




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