Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Of all great losses in life, Time is the most irrecoverable. It can never be redeemed.
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06-27-2010 12:53 by jeff
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I lean against the wind, pretend that I am weightless. And in this moment I am happy..
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06-27-2010 12:48
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World Cup 2010 Winner is Arge███████ loading 73%
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06-27-2010 12:24
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Ok England fans...you were saying?...."sounds of silence"
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06-27-2010 12:20
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4-1 Germany over England LOL....guess "YOUR" sport has passed you by...
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06-27-2010 12:16
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England fans : If it makes you feel any better, the cricket team is doing well against the Aussies...
Did you ever notice that all lesbians look like Justin Bieber?
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06-27-2010 11:13 by Jeff W
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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was trying to get a signal on it's IPhone 4.
As a Christian I have no duty to allow myself to be cheated, but I have the duty to be a fighter for truth and justice.
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06-27-2010 06:39 by sam rabee
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Don't spend your night watching porn and eating cheese balls
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06-27-2010 06:17 by jack
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How do you save justin bieber from drowning? YOU DON'T
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06-27-2010 06:13 by JACK
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I believe in angels, The kind that heaven sends, I am surrounded by angels, But I call them friends.
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06-27-2010 00:39 by sam rabi
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hoping that "number six" is the charm. Have another Slim Jim, Mr. Cheney!
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06-27-2010 00:38
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not say that my ex-wife is psychotic but Freddy Kruger asked me to hide the sleeping pills.
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06-27-2010 00:03
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Every illegal immigrant we catch here...We should harvest their stem cells, organs, bone marrow, bones,skin,and Eyes...Bet they won't be so froggy to jump the boarder when they see a guy with a dialysis machine standing there saying I want his kidneys!!!!
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06-26-2010 23:37
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I wonder if Toyota sent BP a Thank You note
Dear Walmart: If your employees "appear" to be incredibly overweight, they ought to know that fitting in to a size 2 gives the wrong impression of your organization. I do not enjoy viewing what looks like to be a belly button when I approach an employee.
Do you wanna know how Interesting Soccer is to the Average American? Let's See, I'll name the two soccer players I've ever heard of.. David Beckham and.. I think Rod Stewart Played years ago."
Pessimists see the Glass as Half Empty, Optmisits as Half Full. Rationals see the Glass as two times bigger than necessary.
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06-26-2010 20:50
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celebrated Michael Jackson's Anniversary by taking the kids to Toy R Us...he woulda liked that...
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06-26-2010 20:37 by heZz
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