Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Couldnt get into the Maury show so I went to our local trailor park.
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07-02-2010 23:37
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my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
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07-02-2010 22:53
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I drank too much and blew Chunks. Unfortunately, Chunks is my dog.
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07-02-2010 22:51
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Life sucks... Wife won't......
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07-02-2010 22:48 by DJ
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I have kleptomania. When it gets really bad, I take something for it.
There's plenty of room for all God's creatures... right next to the mashed potatoes.
you know you were raised Catholic if... while watching Star Wars you hear "may the force be with you" and you respond "and also with you".
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07-02-2010 20:41 by stellar m
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What you need to know about the past is that no matter what has happened, it has all worked together to bring you to this very moment. And this is the moment you can choose to make everything new. Right now.
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07-02-2010 20:30
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It's a shame that Ghana's Asamoah Gyan couldn't score a sure thing like Bill Clinton would have!
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07-02-2010 20:25 by Kado
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Our houses are protected by the good Lord and a gun, And you might meet 'em both if you show up here not welcome son
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07-02-2010 20:16
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convinced "The Shake Weight" was invented by a man, so as to give the rest of us guys something fun to watch on TV.
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07-02-2010 19:57
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BP FINALLY stopped the oil leak. They just put a huge wedding ring on top of it and it instantly stopped putting out
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07-02-2010 19:34
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BREAKING NBA NEWS: LeBron James has decided to go with Team Jacob
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07-02-2010 18:52 by Joser
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Going to Mickey D's in the morning. I am pleased to know that my food is already cooked, and will sit under heat lamps until I get there. Yum.....
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07-02-2010 18:43
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I'm not having a kid until they come with built-in mute buttons.
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07-02-2010 18:34 by Joser
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it's canada day, so to all my canadian followers out there I say, "happy fourth of july in three days."
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07-02-2010 18:34 by Joser
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I'm not at all ashamed to admit that I pick my hotels solely based upon the items they show in the pictures of their continental breakfast.
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07-02-2010 18:33 by Joser
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whenever I see a guy that looks better then me, I immediately get intimadated that he's gonna take all the girls from me, but later I find out there not into girls. so, it all works out."
Brazil Play KAKA .. Ah bet Brazilians fans are real MELO now
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07-02-2010 18:05
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Dosnt Suffer From Insanity X Enjoy Every Minute Of It :))
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07-02-2010 18:02 by Chante:))
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