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   messageicon I'm not having a kid until they come with built-in mute buttons.
←Rate | 07-02-2010 18:34 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon it's canada day, so to all my canadian followers out there I say, "happy fourth of july in three days."
←Rate | 07-02-2010 18:34 by Joser Comments (1)  


   messageicon I'm not at all ashamed to admit that I pick my hotels solely based upon the items they show in the pictures of their continental breakfast.
←Rate | 07-02-2010 18:33 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon whenever I see a guy that looks better then me, I immediately get intimadated that he's gonna take all the girls from me, but later I find out there not into girls. so, it all works out."
←Rate | 07-02-2010 18:05 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Brazil Play KAKA .. Ah bet Brazilians fans are real MELO now
←Rate | 07-02-2010 18:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dosnt Suffer From Insanity X Enjoy Every Minute Of It :))
←Rate | 07-02-2010 18:02 by Chante:)) Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Gluttony really is a sin, according to a recent poll, 67% of Americans are going straight to hell.
←Rate | 07-02-2010 17:25 by Tracy Comments (0)  


   messageicon To those who do not believe that war is the answer... Please enjoy your "Independence Day". Heck enjoy the whole weekend.
←Rate | 07-02-2010 16:46 by onecuwldood Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's the definition of a missed opportunity? Not introducing Michael Jackson to Justin bieber before he died.
←Rate | 07-02-2010 16:23 by @nirajnagi Comments (0)  


   messageicon So how many other corpses did Prince Charming kiss before he finally woke Snow White from her death sleep?
←Rate | 07-02-2010 15:52 by GaryB Comments (0)  


   messageicon What is this world coming to?! Who names their little girl Justin? Mrs. Bieber you have some explaining to do!
←Rate | 07-02-2010 15:52 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends
←Rate | 07-02-2010 15:47 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon Babies don't need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I'll go over to them and say, ‘What are you doing here, you've never worked a day in your life!'
←Rate | 07-02-2010 15:41 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon Freedom of speech is wonderful - right up there with the freedom not to listen.
←Rate | 07-02-2010 15:41 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
←Rate | 07-02-2010 15:40 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Marriage is nature's way of keeping people from fighting with strangers.
←Rate | 07-02-2010 15:38 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food?
←Rate | 07-02-2010 15:35 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon This is no ordinary silly grin on my face, it's an educated one.
←Rate | 07-02-2010 15:33 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everybody starts out with a full bag of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the bag of experience before the luck runs out.
←Rate | 07-02-2010 15:32 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks there will be a lot of upset strippers tonight . . . Brazil lost
←Rate | 07-02-2010 15:11 by Yaj Comments (0)  




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