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His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
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07-07-2010 15:55 by
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First, God created idiots. That was just for practice. Then He created school boards.
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07-07-2010 15:48 by
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Eight more days and I can start telling the truth again.
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07-07-2010 15:47
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I couldn't repair your brakes, so I just made your horn louder.
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07-07-2010 15:42
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If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.
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07-07-2010 15:35 by
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I can't stand those interfering people who bang on your door and tell you how you need to be "saved" or you'll "burn"? Damn firemen.
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07-07-2010 14:14 by
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Remember when MTV used to play music?
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07-07-2010 14:13
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The reason I watch crime documentaries on drug smugglers is to look for new ways to sneak a bag of Doritos into the house.
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07-07-2010 13:57 by
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☃ 66 ℉ in my home and ☀ 89 ℉ out side my door...Hmmmm Think I will stay on this side of the door today... ヅ
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07-07-2010 12:32
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I used to be a life gaurd, untill that damn blue kid got me fired!
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07-07-2010 11:55
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"No big lifestyle change for Lindsay Lohan. She'll still be hanging around the bars"
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07-07-2010 11:47
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finally decided to Tie the Knot... the Four-in-Hand Necktie Knot - it's really the easiest to tie.
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07-07-2010 11:47 by
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Watching the Hanover... Not the movie.. looking in the mirror
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07-07-2010 11:24 by
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Spain or Germany??? --Spermany!
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07-07-2010 11:19 by
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I'm going to be more productive today by making a list of things I don't have to do and accomplish every one of them.
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07-07-2010 10:54 by
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she didn't think it was as funny when her plans for a Dutch Oven backfired.
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07-07-2010 09:01 by
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I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, but I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry."
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07-07-2010 08:58
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annoyed....the FOLD cycle on the clothes dryer isn't working!
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07-07-2010 08:29 by
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Dear Lindsay Lohan,Here is a tip,Better learn to hold your soap tightly.
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07-07-2010 07:21
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Get Your FaceBook Outta MySpace.
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