Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Jesus Christ is on Twitter with 159,933 followers & following None.. lol
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07-09-2010 02:24
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Tip to reduce weight: first turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right, repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.
I guess Einstein was on Acid when he derived E=mc²
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07-09-2010 01:56
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so broke, the bank manager came and took the calendar back...
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07-09-2010 01:49
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Apparently German research labs are giving away octopus meat
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07-09-2010 00:55 by trini
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I've lost my mind, if you find it please put it back in the gutter..
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07-08-2010 23:02 by Wolf
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Love me or Hate me...either way you still have a feeling for me!!
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07-08-2010 22:29
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Song # 1 in Lebron's Ipod is.....I'm In MIAMI B**CH!
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07-08-2010 22:29 by CurtDaddy
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When something begins to grow in your toilet resembling seaweed, it does not make you an "eco-friendly champion of the environment," but it's a nice spin on your lack of housekeeping.
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07-08-2010 22:03 by br549
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First "The Drive" then "The Shot" now "The Decision". Cleveland is offically curse.
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07-08-2010 21:39 by BK
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Why does this baby gravy always have to stick to my eyes
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07-08-2010 21:34
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They say you never know what you have till you lose it, You promise your girl something you better do it, You can't tell a woman you love her are you stupid, Words don't express you love you got to prove it
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07-08-2010 21:23 by SAM RABEE
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haha yeah dude she talks about you all the time . .. . . she hates you..
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07-08-2010 20:05 by L
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You can fight a lot of enemies and survive, but if you fight your biology, you always lose.
It feels good not to have any feelings.
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07-08-2010 19:13 by Joser
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Admit nothing, deny everything and make counter-accusations.
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07-08-2010 18:57 by Joser
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It is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." I'm talking to you Twi-hards & Beliebers.
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07-08-2010 18:57 by Joser
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I don't take compliments well. Or criticism. You know what, just don't talk to me.
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07-08-2010 18:56 by Joser
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After all these years, I'm surprised nobody at CSI has found the light switch in their office.
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07-08-2010 18:56 by Joser
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How is lindsay lohan ever gonna find a good woman when she is jail? wait....... this might just work out.
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07-08-2010 18:56 by Joser
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