Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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I need a beer! I need another beer. I think I'll have another one. Iguetss jusst on moer. I'lll hav jush one morrrre. Blaaaahhhh.
Mel Gibson beat me up and called me a cracker! Uhg!
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07-09-2010 20:27
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Call me Goofy...But I will always call "Margarine" "Butter"!!!
you shouldn't listen to other people's foolishness. You should listen to mine.
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07-09-2010 19:37 by Joser
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the only horoscope you will ever need goes like this: Planets are doing stuff, so it's a good day to do stuff but be prepared in case bad stuff happens.
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07-09-2010 19:37 by Joser
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Paul the octupus will be a hero if Spain wins the football worldcup!!!
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07-09-2010 19:14
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Apple just introduced the IdoucheBag, to carry your Ipod, Ipad, and Ipone.
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07-09-2010 19:08
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Likes her coffee catffinated
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07-09-2010 18:28 by FEATHERS
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Whoever started the tradition to wear bright hideous Hawaiian shirts on "casual fridays" needs to be punch in the throat.
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07-09-2010 17:50
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finds it ironic how people 'like' pages that start with "I hate..."
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07-09-2010 17:34 by Kish
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How many crap loads are there in a sh*t ton again? cuz that's exactly how Cleveland feels like right now...
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07-09-2010 16:54 by Joser
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FACEBOOK ALERT: Lebron James is now in a relationship with Lebron James.
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07-09-2010 16:47 by Joser
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I just LeBron Jamesed my pants. Is that a thing yet?
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07-09-2010 16:46 by Joser
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BREAKING NEWS: Miami Heat joins LeBron James.
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07-09-2010 16:45 by Joser
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changing the name of MTV to Empty V. Thanks to shows like the Hills, this channel officially sucks balls now
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07-09-2010 16:25
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ya ever notcie that the most comfortable one can be in bed is always one minute before you have to get up?
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07-09-2010 16:23 by Yaj
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if you're tired of waiting...just count 1 to 100...if it's still not there, count 1 to 200... if it's still not there, just count 1 to 10... if still nothing happens, then accept the fact that it's not meant for you..
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission
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07-09-2010 15:27
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Anyone who starts a sentence "With all due respect..." is about to insult you..
If only those tight shirts with the bedazzled wings on the back that some guys wear would allow them to fly far, far away, the world just might be a better place.
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07-09-2010 14:30 by randizzle
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