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Papers - Bowl - Crusher = TIN FOIL N FINERS.
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To sum up: yes, I cried like a baby during Toy Story 3, even more than I did at the end of The Human Centipede.
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07-11-2010 13:55 by
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Two Irish couples decide to spice up their sex lives by swapping partners.Paddy says "that was great, I wonder how the girls got on?"
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07-11-2010 13:53 by
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I heard Cialis has a new spokesman... Randy Johnson!
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07-11-2010 13:52 by
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Actors in India must hate always being type-caste!
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07-11-2010 12:22 by
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Man tried to hitch on an Airbus by hiding inside the landing tire... people say he was terminally ill! what a turbulent life...
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07-11-2010 12:20 by
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I hate when my foot falls asleep... it usually means it's going to be up all night!
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07-11-2010 12:14 by
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I'm not drunk... I'm just tired from drinking all day!
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07-11-2010 12:10 by
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World Cup Finals... Its Heineken vs. Sangria. screw it, lets get drunk!
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07-11-2010 12:09 by
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Just saw a girl in a regular wheelchair holding onto her boyfriend's motorized wheelchair. Dude, she's totally using you!!
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07-11-2010 11:55 by
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The early bird gets the worm. But the rest of the birds can get McGriddles until 10:30.
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07-11-2010 11:55 by
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If you're 17 and your 200 year old lover won't turn you into a vampire so you can be together forever, he's just not that into you... Take the hint you dumn b*tch...
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07-11-2010 11:54 by
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The fact that I don't feel an ant crawling on me until it bites me makes me think that ninja school I went to was a total sham.
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07-11-2010 11:53 by
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A completely unattractive woman is hitting on me at the bar. I'd drink until she's cute but the bar closes in 9 hours...
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07-11-2010 11:53 by
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You think not drinking sucks? Try being the only sober guy in a 3am game of Texas Hold 'Em!
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07-11-2010 11:52 by
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Whoever's in charge of telling old men when they have weird, long hairs growing out of their eyebrows/ears should be fired.
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07-11-2010 11:52 by
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I can't wait till my son is old enough for me to hide a dirty magazine under his mattress for his mom to find.
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07-11-2010 11:52 by
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I can think of 6 reasons why I should sleep with this guy and I can count those reasons on his stomach.
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07-11-2010 11:51
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"I'm not drunk!" is an argument only very drunk people think they can win
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07-11-2010 11:51 by
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Bad news: pulled a muscle. Good news: implied presence of muscle.
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07-11-2010 11:50 by
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