Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Scientists at Lake Tahoe are fighting off a clam invasion.. Or to use scientific terms, "Lilith Fair"
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07-12-2010 01:55 by jdpower
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There's nothing wrong with having sex with the light on. Just make sure the car door is closed.
that Bud Light Lime has less calories, carbs & fat than 2% Milk...it's not looking good for milk right now.
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07-12-2010 00:22 by fefe
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My guinea pigs are smarter than you! :P
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07-11-2010 23:18
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A good friend is like a computer. He ENTERS your life, SAVES you in his heart, FORMATS your problem, and never DELETES you from his MEMORY
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07-11-2010 22:12 by BEGO
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wondering, Just how do I get in contact with Paul the octopus during football season?
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07-11-2010 21:46
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cellphones always killin the mood. chick texted "your ducking sexy".. sigh. so I responded "your spelling makes me think your on quack"
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07-11-2010 21:20 by john
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It is now legal to carry concealed weapons in church in Louisiana. I'm thinking that confession just got a LOT more interesting.
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07-11-2010 20:46
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is So,.. Just in case all Hell does freeze over, What's your Number?"
congrats to spain for winning the Triwizard Cup or whatever...
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07-11-2010 19:40 by cmadden10
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That's not a bald spot on top of my head! It's a solar panel for my love machine ;-)
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07-11-2010 19:31
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711 stores are the real version of the Kwik-E-Mart from the Simpsons...true story, I saw Apu working just this morning.
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07-11-2010 19:04
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I have a chef and a dentist here. You realize what this means right? We can finally clear up the confusion over the origin of tartar sauce!
The Netherlands known for "total footbal" more like "brutal football"!
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07-11-2010 18:35
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likes how YouTube has gone from a video watching site to a music listing site.
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07-11-2010 18:12
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Paul the Octopus just got hired by the CIA ...
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07-11-2010 17:48
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PAUL the octopus is correct yet again!!! Spain are the crowned Champions!
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07-11-2010 17:14
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The octopus PAUL has predicted it correct yet again. Spain are the Champions. I need to meet this PAUL and ask him to select which girl should I Propose to. It's time I settle for one girl, having 3 girlfriends Sucks bigtime!!
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07-11-2010 17:13
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Lady, there is a differnece between "Love Handles" and "Tail Lights"
efore deciding whether you will stay up all night, you should sleep on it.
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07-11-2010 15:40 by Joser
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