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not feeling so good I got chocolate wasted last night.
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07-13-2010 18:32
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I just discovered my oven CAN CLEAN ITSELF! Naturally I will be searching my apartment looking for similar buttons.
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07-13-2010 18:14 by
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Have you ever had your tea iced? .. Your welcome
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07-13-2010 18:13 by
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I had 99 problems but I took one down and passed it around.
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07-13-2010 18:13 by
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The best part of being a pedestrian is walking over the hood of the car of the person who stopped right in the middle of a crosswalk.
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07-13-2010 18:12 by
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OH NO! I'm sorry. I thought it was lime that heals all wounds. That must really sting.
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07-13-2010 18:12 by
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No one has ever complimented me on my mountain fresh scent. Either people are jerks or this body wash is bullsh*t.
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07-13-2010 18:11 by
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She wanted to be friends with benefits, but I said no because she didn't offer dental.
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07-13-2010 18:10
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I wear an eye patch when I download music illegally.
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07-13-2010 18:10 by
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Dear Pope, Religion and birth control are more compatible than you may think. Every time a condom breaks, someone learns to pray.
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07-13-2010 18:09 by
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I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
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07-13-2010 18:09 by
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I think sharks eat people just to get on tv.
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07-13-2010 18:08 by
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We have 50 friends in common and I still have no idea who the hell you are
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07-13-2010 18:08 by
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it 1 tap or 2 to request toilet paper from the next stall?
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07-13-2010 18:08 by
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Wondering what chickens think frogs taste like.
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07-13-2010 18:06
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stop making excuses and start finding the reasons to do things , the only limitation is your imagination and YOU !!
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07-13-2010 17:57
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just saw Eclipse and can't believe it took 3 movies (and 2 actresses) to kill off that b*tch Victoria! And Jacob - get a clue, you stalker!
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07-13-2010 17:51 by
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wondering if Bob Sheppard is up in heaven going " Now passing... thru the Gates of Heaven... Yankees owner... George Steinbrenner!" R.I.P. =P
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07-13-2010 17:18
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"Id rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not"
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07-13-2010 17:12 by
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Facebook: A place where you discover that people you once respected can't speel.
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07-13-2010 17:02 by
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