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   messageicon Takes 6 days to come and then stays for just 1 day - Damn Saturday!
←Rate | 07-14-2010 12:53 by AN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Beauty is common... significance is rare
←Rate | 07-14-2010 12:45 by David Comments (0)  


   messageicon George Steinbrenner to be buried in Florida ... his family wants him as far from baseball as possible!
←Rate | 07-14-2010 12:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon that the only reason your EX-bf wants to have you have back is EX w/ an "S" at the beginning.
←Rate | 07-14-2010 12:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon my new excuse for leaving the bar early on a Saturday NIght: "I gotta Preach tomorrow."
←Rate | 07-14-2010 12:09 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do you think the Man in the Yellow Hat mentions George on his Internet dating profile?"
←Rate | 07-14-2010 12:05 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Which came first, the chicken or the egg? This problem has finally been solved thanks to British scientists. In a related story, German scientist are researching how much wood could a wood chuck chuck.
←Rate | 07-14-2010 12:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon All the Animals are on board and accounted for, Noah, but I've got bad news. The unicorns are gay."
←Rate | 07-14-2010 12:00 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon the condoms I use are so sensitive, they stick around to talk to the chick for an hour after I leave."
←Rate | 07-14-2010 11:53 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon one of you people has stolen my brain, and I want it back raight naow bfoor tinghs dtt ny wurs
←Rate | 07-14-2010 11:52 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you don't make time for those in your life that are important, then don't be surprised when one day they stop making time for you.....
←Rate | 07-14-2010 11:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon it's so hot, my ice coffee is sweating more than I am
←Rate | 07-14-2010 11:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Victoria's Secret just launched a new bra called Netherlands. It has a lot of support, but no cup!!!!
←Rate | 07-14-2010 10:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Doing the old "how many women have I slept with" count. God I hate fractions.
←Rate | 07-14-2010 10:40 by BadFocus Comments (0)  


   messageicon I do not have attention deficit disorder. I have what you're saying is boring the sh*t out of me disorder.
←Rate | 07-14-2010 10:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nevermind my cut finger or the blackeye, the important thing is that the wine bottle is open.
←Rate | 07-14-2010 10:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If time travel were possible, my future self would've put a stop to that one girl from making those horrible songs. You know who I'm talking about, that Justin Beiber chick...
←Rate | 07-14-2010 10:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Canada has never made and weapons of mass destruction. We don't need them. Canada has poutine and Justin Beiber. If we make our enemies eat poutine and listen to some Beiber cds, we'll do more damage to thier arteries and eardrums than WMD's ever could.
←Rate | 07-14-2010 09:34 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon is wondering if there is such a thing called the "Whine" Flu ? If so I am pretty sure some of my FB friends have it......
←Rate | 07-14-2010 09:34 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Do you have faceboook?" ... "no but I have a myspace!" ... ummm 'we dont speak the same language'
←Rate | 07-14-2010 09:24 by randygalaxy Comments (0)  




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