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Forget the damn past. Remember the lesson.
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07-16-2010 23:11 by
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I found myself lost in deep thought today. What a strange and scary place that was
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07-16-2010 21:19
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if you do not change direction,u may end up where you are going
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07-16-2010 21:10 by
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be like a postage stamp,stick to one thing till you get there
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07-16-2010 21:03 by
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"Look, there's a difference between 'ninja' and 'ninjer'."
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07-16-2010 20:54 by
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I think the Hope And Change has turned into Hump and Dump.
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07-16-2010 19:46
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Angelina Jolie is the prettiest ugly chick I've ever seen!
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07-16-2010 19:19 by
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I wish some people were like Etch-A-Sketch's...when you shake the sh*t out of them they disappear.
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07-16-2010 19:09 by
Cece WyteGurl RedRobin
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cutting the sleeves off my Snuggie because it makes me look more badass...
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07-16-2010 19:07 by
Cece WyteGurl RedRobin
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I wish some people were like Etch-A-Sketch's...when you shake the sh*t out of them they disappear.
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07-16-2010 19:01 by
Cece WyteGurl RedRobin
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After four karate lessons, I can now break a two-inch board with my cast.
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07-16-2010 18:55 by
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Two iPhones got married. It was a lovely ceremony, but the reception was awful... Aparently they held it in the wrong place
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07-16-2010 18:48 by
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Why.....do the best-looking cars have the dumbest drivers
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07-16-2010 18:33 by
Danmanz
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downloading all the audio from the Mel Gibson tapes and making ring tones out of them
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07-16-2010 18:19
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100 calorie packs have just enough cookies to piss me off.
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07-16-2010 18:01 by
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Giving this positive outlook thing the old college try. Which means I'll only try on Tuesdays and Thursdays after noon.
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07-16-2010 18:01 by
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Its been a business doing pleasure with you...
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07-16-2010 18:01 by
Joser
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I enjoy watching uptight people try to act laid back.
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07-16-2010 17:56 by
Joser
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Traffic lights are society's way of mocking the colorblind.
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07-16-2010 17:55 by
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Behind every great man is a ninja. And behind that ninja is another ninja.
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07-16-2010 17:55 by
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