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   messageicon So, was Snooki taken to juvie??
←Rate | 07-30-2010 19:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon i like kids, but I dont think I could eat a whole one
←Rate | 07-30-2010 19:11 by jeniffer sturgis Comments (0)  


   messageicon You looked good until you said something stupid!!!
←Rate | 07-30-2010 18:01 by @steady Comments (0)  


   messageicon sent my mom a text asking if she wanted to get pedis today but iPhone auto corrected it to penis...awkward.
←Rate | 07-30-2010 16:50 by bitemeNsuckit Comments (2)  


   messageicon if you have trouble tying knots...handcuffs make the perfect gift
←Rate | 07-30-2010 16:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Due to the success of Toy story 3. BP are in talks to release, "Try Finding Nemo Now".
←Rate | 07-30-2010 16:25 by naishadh86 Comments (0)  


   messageicon New Year's eve practice tonight
←Rate | 07-30-2010 16:22 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonderong how long you should wait before you should tell a highway it's adopted
←Rate | 07-30-2010 15:56 by jeniffer sturgis Comments (0)  


   messageicon looks arent everything, but they sure do help
←Rate | 07-30-2010 15:52 by Colin Comments (0)  


   messageicon GIRLS are so hard to understand.... If you go out with your boyz = ur too much of a player. If you want to be with them a lot = ur too needy .. WTF !
←Rate | 07-30-2010 15:38 by lui Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think it's pretty funny that people don't have a problem hitting the key pad several times to type out statuses, but FLIP OUT and start talking about starting farms on fire and killing animals instead of just hitting the one key "ignore" on a farm requ
←Rate | 07-30-2010 15:21 by AT Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you dont like being tailgated then dont play movies I like.
←Rate | 07-30-2010 15:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wonders if getting excited in your car is considered autoerotic?
←Rate | 07-30-2010 15:15 by Mike Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I think if it weren't for the free coffee I would never go to work.
←Rate | 07-30-2010 15:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Cannot connect to network, try resetting your wireless router." Umm OK but what if my router is in my neighbor's house? Should I call him?
←Rate | 07-30-2010 15:05 Comments (2)  


   messageicon If I were a pilot I would scream "WE'RE GOING DOWN" every time I landed the plane.
←Rate | 07-30-2010 15:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's hard to find a birthday present that says "I think your a douche but I still want a piece of your cake please."
←Rate | 07-30-2010 15:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon In addition to Casual Friday, I propose the following: Punch A Coworker Monday, No Pants Tuesday, Drunk At Work Wednesday, and Call In Sick Thursday.
←Rate | 07-30-2010 15:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My definition of urgent and yours must be different. Answer this, IS IT ON FIRE?
←Rate | 07-30-2010 14:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I believe in love at first sight which is why I quit looking homeless people in the eyes. Just can't risk it.
←Rate | 07-30-2010 14:57 Comments (0)  




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