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Note to Self: when going on the first date, must make sure that both parties have the same understanding of what "eating out " means.
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08-06-2010 20:23 by
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Like Buttons: for people too lazy to post a comment.
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08-06-2010 20:15 by
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Not to doubt the power of fortune cookies, but I think a better fortune would of been you are about to choke on this cookie
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08-06-2010 20:02
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Hillary Clinton being a good mom asked Chelsea the day before her wedding if she had sex with Marc. Chelsea said "NO" according to dad!!
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08-06-2010 19:23
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I am having an out of money experience.
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08-06-2010 15:27 by
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...Demi & Ashton tweet about doing master cleanse diet. Can't wait to see the pic of his 1st bowel movement taken w/the Nikon CoolPix camera... lol!
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08-06-2010 14:08 by
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...Couple who said they had pix of John Stamos w/underage girl in hot tub were indicted for extortion. Turns out the "girl" was Justin Bieber!
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08-06-2010 14:05 by
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16yr-old Gossip Girl Taylor Momsen says her bff is her vibrator. In creepier news, Justin Bieber says he won't leave home w/o his buttplug!
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08-06-2010 14:04 by
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Chris Isaak may replace Simon on Idol. My vote is for Mel Gibson. How great will it be to hear him call a contestant a “c*nt, b*tch, wh*re?”
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08-06-2010 14:02 by
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...Playboy launches work-friendly website. Still be nude girls but on every other page will be a naked pic of Hef to reduce workers' erections.
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08-06-2010 14:01 by
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... Julianne Hough thought bf Ryan Seacrest was gay! I was so looking forward to the day when he said, “Seacrest Out…Of The Closet!”
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08-06-2010 13:59 by
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...Bob Barker says he made “Price Is Right” exciting & Drew Carey doesn't. After telling this to TMZ, he quietly soiled his diapers.
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08-06-2010 13:58 by
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...Ellen DeGeneres has left “American Idol.” Oh great, she quits the show where she DOESN'T dance like a retard.
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08-06-2010 13:54 by
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...Snooki arrested at Jersey Shore for disorderly conduct. Cops let her go probably due to her strong resemblance to a donut... I'm just sayin'.
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08-06-2010 13:53 by
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Artist makes portrait of Rachael Ray using Cheetos. Unfortunately, a ravenous Oprah devoured the entire thing while visiting the set.
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08-06-2010 13:49 by
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...Chelsea Clinton got married this past weekend. Great to see Chelsea grow from an awkward, homely child to an awkward, homely adult.
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08-06-2010 13:48 by
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...Pam Anderson helps relocate dogs affected by Oil Spill. Unfortnately she had to put one dog out of its misery. R.I.P. Jon Gosselin.
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08-06-2010 13:47 by
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Justin Bieber to write memoir at 16. I hear his voice changes halfway through the audiobook when he goes thru puberty.
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08-06-2010 13:44 by
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Wyclef Jean to run for President of Haiti. That would be cool. Then he could totally start a band called The ReFugees.
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08-06-2010 13:40 by
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Woman claims Brett Favre texted her penisshots. At first he said he wasn't gonna do it, then he did, then wasn't going to again, then did…
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08-06-2010 13:40 by
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