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The object of golf.... is to play the least amount of golf.
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07-24-2018 21:01 by
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If a bear tries to attack you in the woods, give it your bicycle. Maybe it's one of those circus bears. I mean, hey, you never know....
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07-25-2018 11:10
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When I'm bored, I like to superglue Doritos to the neighbor's cat and watch it run around the neighborhood like a little stegosaurus.
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07-25-2018 11:13
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Will you go with me to my therapist tomorrow? He thinks I'm making you up.
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07-25-2018 12:33
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it's so hot, Bloods and Crips have resorted to shooting each other with super soakers
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07-25-2018 14:36
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In my 20s: My knees hurt from being on my knees 😏 In my 30s: My knees hurt from being alive
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07-25-2018 14:59
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I will only date a woman 3 times. I'm not scared of commitment. I'm scared my wife will find out.
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07-25-2018 14:59 by
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Did you hear. DEMI LOVATO New song? Sober not Sober
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07-25-2018 20:45
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People who read tabloids deserve to be lied to.
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07-25-2018 21:12
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20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no cash. no hope and no jobs. Hope nothing happens to kevin Bacon.
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07-25-2018 21:37 by
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Just a reminder: it reads WE THE PEOPLE. We’re all in this together as HUMANS. Doesn’t mean we own this planet as a religion or race.
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07-25-2018 23:33 by
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"When did hamburger start needing help?"
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07-25-2018 23:49
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Please don't say piracy is a victimless crime... Escape Plan 2 is 1h 45m of my life I will never get back again
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07-26-2018 02:13
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When Jimmy Garoppolo said he watches a lot of film, I thought it was talking about football
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07-26-2018 10:01 by
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It doesn't matter if you're black or white, heterosexual or homosexual, man or woman because cats hate all of you.
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07-26-2018 14:43
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Demi Lovato is doing a remake/cover Amy Whitehouse's REHAB
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07-26-2018 19:50
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If athletes get athlete's foot and tennis players get tennis elbow. What do gynecologists get........ Tunnel vision.
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07-26-2018 20:24 by
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WE BUILT THIS CITY WE BUILT THIS CITY ON the ruthless and systematic exploitation of the working class through industrial capitalism
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07-27-2018 01:58
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Jerk chicken is just like regular chicken, but it drives a BMW and doesn't care about your feelings.
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07-27-2018 02:49
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"You're not liked as much as you think you are. And those who do, like the money you have."
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07-27-2018 06:41
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