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   messageicon I don't take drugs. I'm not even an athlete
←Rate | 08-11-2010 12:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Star Wars: A very long time ago but somehow still in the future
←Rate | 08-11-2010 12:39 Comments (1)  


   messageicon How come Batman doesn't sleep upside down?
←Rate | 08-11-2010 12:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If an indoor shooting range is burning, what does one scream to inform them?
←Rate | 08-11-2010 12:22 by Leeferd Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wh I thought that Jet Blue Flight attendant would have been used to bags bouncing off his face.
←Rate | 08-11-2010 12:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The WHO has declared the flu pandemic officially over. It's good news but I'm not sure I trust Roger Daltry.
←Rate | 08-11-2010 11:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering what they are saying behind my back
←Rate | 08-11-2010 10:58 by anonymous Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think I'm missing a point :| ----->>> ... .....
←Rate | 08-11-2010 10:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon statistically, you're twice as likely to be killed by a tipped vending machine than by a shark attack. which makes me wonder why there isn't a "vending machine week"
←Rate | 08-11-2010 08:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon WOOP WOOP! *HI-5* to the facebook developers, adding in *BLOCK EVENT INVITES* and not only a *BLOCK APPLICATIONS* section. YEWWW! it's going from SPAMBOOK back to FACEBOOK! to all my friends that are promoters. GIVE IT YOUR BEST SHOT!!! hahaha SUCKERS!
←Rate | 08-11-2010 08:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering if Hootie and the Blowfish had another name in mind in case that was one taken
←Rate | 08-11-2010 05:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wanna hit the like button then unlike to let you know I =never liked in the first place
←Rate | 08-11-2010 04:20 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Just because you're old and ugly, doesn't give you the right to be rude.
←Rate | 08-11-2010 01:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everytime I see that Megan Fox on that tv screen of mine, it sure gets a rise out of me.
←Rate | 08-11-2010 01:44 Comments (2)  


   messageicon I want a woman not some little girl, that had to grow up in daddy's big world.
←Rate | 08-11-2010 01:20 by Gregory Alan Bailey Comments (0)  


   messageicon My gift horse is facing the wrong way
←Rate | 08-11-2010 00:19 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon Went to a restaurant... the drinks waiter gave me drinks, the food waiter gave me food. ... then the Head waiter came over....
←Rate | 08-11-2010 00:17 by heavenly@y7mail.com Comments (0)  


   messageicon Run faster I hear banjos!!!!
←Rate | 08-11-2010 00:17 by Weeg Comments (0)  


   messageicon reminds you that anything unrelated to elephants is *ahem*...irrelephant.
←Rate | 08-11-2010 00:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was just thinking. How many people have been killed in the name of Atheism? Also, how many wars have been started in the name of Atheism? Are there any suicide bombing Atheists out there? Hmm.
←Rate | 08-10-2010 23:42 Comments (3)  




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