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   messageicon If Pluto is a dwarf planet and not a real planet, are dwarf people not real people?
←Rate | 08-15-2010 14:28 by David Comments (0)  


   messageicon My dad gave me a set of golf clubs and wants me to try them out... currently waiting for someone to break into my house
←Rate | 08-15-2010 12:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Blackouts are God's way of saying, "WTF, even I don't want to remember last night!"
←Rate | 08-15-2010 12:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I sing along to songs I don't know the lyrics to.
←Rate | 08-15-2010 12:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't wear memorable shoes when you're going to take a dump in the grocery store bathroom.
←Rate | 08-15-2010 12:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You were not "just wondering" now tell me why you asked.
←Rate | 08-15-2010 12:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Before a Staring Contest I always blink a lot to get ready.
←Rate | 08-15-2010 12:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My bed is so possessive. Every morning it holds me captive.
←Rate | 08-15-2010 12:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes, you wonder what the hell the music video has to do with the song.
←Rate | 08-15-2010 12:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The person who said "nothing's impossible!" has never seen me doing nothing.
←Rate | 08-15-2010 12:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Guys, I know when people die they say to move on. I don't want that. Bury me in a time capsule and dig me up every 10 years. NEVER FORGET!
←Rate | 08-15-2010 12:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If it wasn't for rap I probably wouldn't know the area codes of most major metropolitan cities.
←Rate | 08-15-2010 12:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's 100° with an under-boob index of 110°.
←Rate | 08-15-2010 12:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I feel like my co-workers are family. I don't like spending time with my family either.
←Rate | 08-15-2010 12:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Don't worry, the spider is smaller than you." "So is a grenade!"
←Rate | 08-15-2010 12:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Okay... If we get caught, pretend we don't speak English!
←Rate | 08-15-2010 12:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout "air in the hands mother stickers this is a f*ck up"
←Rate | 08-15-2010 12:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love people that go to the beach w. a t shirt over their bathing suit, I think that draws more attention to whatever ur trying to hide
←Rate | 08-15-2010 11:59 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon if you have to ask how someone feels about you then the answer is not going to be good...
←Rate | 08-15-2010 10:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy birthday Dora the explorer now we can get you a GPS
←Rate | 08-15-2010 10:46 Comments (0)  




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