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Stormy Daniels is shooting a new movie, titled "Stormy Does The Republicans".
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04-17-2018 13:34
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a married man has 2 options in an argument...he can be right or he can be happy
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04-17-2018 13:36 by
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I am so dumb, I put lipstick on my forehead to make up my mind.
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04-17-2018 15:23 by
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America: Elect a clown, expect a circus.
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04-17-2018 16:32 by
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If you eggheads live long enough after eating Tide Pods, rubbers, ect. you're gonna find out that Donald will be one of the top best Prez in U.S. History.
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04-17-2018 17:32
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Spring is acting like my drug dealer!! "Where you at man?" "I am about to pull up" 1 hour later "Where you at man?" "I am right around the corner"
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04-17-2018 17:42 by
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Its still winter because Mother Nature saw all our summer bodies and decided we weren't ready yet.
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04-17-2018 19:12 by
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I grew up in a neighborhood so poor, we all shared the same timepiece . . . or as we liked to call it, the 'neighborhood watch'!
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04-18-2018 00:08
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Tom Brady is the one who threatened Stormy Daniels. I knew he was a douche! Now we have proof.
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04-18-2018 08:39
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America already had a circus for 8 years when we had dumbo I mean Obama as president
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04-18-2018 12:47 by
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Male pattern baldness is God’s way of saying grown men shouldn’t have bangs.
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04-18-2018 14:46
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I’m small but influential. Like bacteria or Tom Cruise.
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04-18-2018 14:47 by
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Not to brag, but I have been referred to as "exhausting."
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04-18-2018 14:49
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If your lawyer’s office is in an old Pizza Hut, you’re going to jail.
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04-18-2018 14:51
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Tall people know what's up.
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04-18-2018 14:54
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Sorry I used your hummus dip to exfoliate my feet.
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04-18-2018 14:56
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She's complicated? No kidding! So is my can opener.
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04-18-2018 14:58
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I'm a nice sociopath. You can trust me.
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04-18-2018 14:59
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Marriage is just your spouse always standing in front of the drawer or cabinet you want to open.
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04-18-2018 15:09
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I'am a compulsive liar Everything I say is a lie And that is the truth.... "BELIEVE ME"
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04-18-2018 18:17 by
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