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Susan Boyle sings: "Wild Horses couldn't drag me away."Maybe not, but it looks like they gave it a f**king good go, eh Susan?
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08-25-2010 14:24 by
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Life is like a giant clogged up toilet If only someone was able to fix it...
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08-25-2010 14:14
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Lays is making new diet potatoe chip.....semen flavor... 97.8 percant of women spit them back out
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08-25-2010 13:56
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Sometimes all I'm really doing with my life is just trying to make it from one weekend to the next.
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08-25-2010 13:13 by
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MTV has 'My Super Sweet 16' and 'When I Was 17.' What's next? 'Officer, I swear I thought she was 18?!'
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08-25-2010 12:56 by
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If you can't say something nice, we're probably related.
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08-25-2010 12:53 by
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Sometimes late at night I rearrange traffic signs. People need to be challenged.
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08-25-2010 12:51 by
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I wonder how stupid people knew they were being stupid before the slap to the back of the head was invented?
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08-25-2010 12:50 by
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Tom Brady says he refuses to watch Hard Knocks. He doesn't need to watch. The Patriots tape the Jets practices anyway.
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08-25-2010 12:47 by
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It may be Pre-Season Football, but I'm drinking like this game really counts.
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08-25-2010 12:45 by
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You're only young once. After that, you need some other excuse for acting like an idiot.
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08-25-2010 12:41 by
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People accuse me of being overly competitive. I'm not. I'm the most non-competitive person in the world. No one even comes close.
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08-25-2010 12:41 by
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Victoria's Secret: objects in this t-shirt may be smaller than they appear.
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08-25-2010 12:39 by
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Happiness is realizing you can have as many drinks as you want 'cause you're not driving.
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08-25-2010 12:38 by
MBH
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I wish I was friends with a midget so I could introduce by saying, "Say hello to my little friend."
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08-25-2010 12:36 by
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If you're wearing sweat pants either you just worked out or you've never worked out.
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08-25-2010 12:35 by
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Just once I'd like to see someone in a movie call bullsh*t when someone tells them their phone number starts with 555.
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08-25-2010 12:33
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Captain Obvious must have been the last superhero name available.
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08-25-2010 12:32 by
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I'm watching Scarface 'cause I'm gangsta... On VHS 'cause I'm old school.
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08-25-2010 12:31 by
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Love is like a beach ball at a rock concert. It's fun for the people that get to be a part of it and just plain annoying for everyone else.
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08-25-2010 12:29 by
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