Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Party like you will never be invited to another!
thinks Facebook needs to add "imaginary" and "in denial" to the choices for relationship status...smh
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10-10-2010 22:12 by Mimi82
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Dear 3rd stall over, flushing the toilet does not disguise explosive diarrhea. Thought you should know.
The worst feeling isn't being lonely. It's being forgotten by someone you'd never forget.
If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
I am rotating the tire on my unicycle!
People need to realize that they cant control wether or not their partner cheats on them.
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10-10-2010 21:33 by joe k
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i dont know why but you must confuse me with someone who cares...
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10-10-2010 21:06
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People like YOU, are the reason why people like ME, need MEDICATION
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10-10-2010 21:05
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I'm sorry, I can't be mean to you. It's be kind to animals week.
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10-10-2010 21:02 by z
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I wouldn't say you're stupid. You are, but I wouldn't say it.
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10-10-2010 21:01 by z
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Mmmm, plumpkins..
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10-10-2010 20:58 by Wolf
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I command you to read my status.......Thanks!
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10-10-2010 20:07
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You're not ugly, your simply hard to look at...that's ALL!!
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10-10-2010 19:38 by Heather25
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It's funny how people that seems to know everything are always the unhappiest.
Well then....whatever cranks your tractor.
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10-10-2010 19:17 by Heather25
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When life hands you lemons you make lemonade so find somebody with vodka and have a party!!
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10-10-2010 19:14
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Please irritate me. I would LOVE to see how badly it ends for you. ;)
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10-10-2010 18:59 by Heather25
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Avoid red fingers. Eat Hot Cheetos using a toothpick.
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10-10-2010 18:26
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Dora the explorer is here illegally