Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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wonders if the fake Irish accents on the Irish Spring commercials can sound anymore bogus , I've met a lot of people from Ireland and NONE of hem talked like that
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10-21-2010 10:41 by Banjaxed
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If you want proof that one person can make a difference, punch a stranger in the face.
Beware the lollipop of mediocrity. Lick once and suck forever.
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11-15-2010 18:30
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It's Topless Tuesday night! Woot!
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks....
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11-28-2010 10:18 by Grifter
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it's funny how the ;) can make anything seem dirty................
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12-10-2010 07:27 by Iqra:)
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My friends cars gas tank is on E. And we're still driving. Call me crazy.......but I think we just beat the system!
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12-24-2010 18:53
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I quit eating...cold turkey...now I microwave it..
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01-04-2011 02:34
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Dear Santa, Let me explain about last year..
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01-04-2011 22:38 by Anemma
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wondering if they could invent a self cleaning oven, why can't they invent a self cleaning house?
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01-11-2011 01:58
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Confucius says man who argue with wife all day get no piece at night...
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01-16-2011 16:55
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2 tickets to Paradise and isn't taking you.
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01-26-2011 10:29
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Other countries would fear us more if, instead of a nickname for a holding cell, the "Drunk Tank" were an actual weapon.
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06-23-2010 15:40 by Leeferd
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This just in... Lebron James chose Sunny D over the purple stuff!
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07-10-2010 17:59
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thinking about some chicken fried, cold beer, and wearing a pair of jeans that fit just right!
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07-16-2010 13:01 by rturcotte
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Welcome to my world:-)...Oh yeah, I forgot..your not in it..:-/
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08-15-2010 23:57
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about to give his doodle dandy a yankee
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08-19-2010 02:20
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beauty is in the eye of the BEER holder.
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09-15-2010 16:00 by Heather26
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6 out of 10 people wash their hands after using the bathroom, 4 out 10 use soap, 3 out of 10 actually wait for the water to get hot also.
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10-07-2010 11:51
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a little piece of me dies everyday... in a tubesock shoved to the bottom of my laundry hamper... thanks mom
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10-15-2010 17:23
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