Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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What do Amish people and homeless people have in common? They can't read this.
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12-02-2011 20:00 by g0re
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Anybody else having trouble finding a Tebow jersey small enough to fit on their light-up baby Jesus?
we have chosen death over life, hatred over peace, arguments over understanding, conflict over family, etc. We are our own worse enemy endangered species!! Sad but true ain't nothing gonna change until dig within self and accept God "within"...
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05-30-2012 19:03 by jbaby
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hates your extended network.
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01-11-2009 13:58
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youre so ugly just after you were was born, your mother said, "What a treasure!" and your father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"
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11-04-2009 01:46 by 8)
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Why does a good Christian fear death and why do we mourn the dead, if they are going to a much better place?
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12-20-2009 18:34 by potts
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Bristol is following in her mother's footsteps, having no talent and people still root for her!
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11-23-2010 20:11
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I got kicked out of my Community Theater group when the director asked to see me Limp. How was I to know he was talking about walking?
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12-19-2016 15:37 by JCGJ
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what really sank the titanic.
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09-29-2008 22:44
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using a Magic 8 ball to answer his bosses questions.
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11-09-2009 19:44
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had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture
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11-16-2009 13:28
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put a leopard in a headlock. You now refer to this animal as the giraffe
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11-18-2009 18:18
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One hot sunny afternoon a man was sitting in his lawn-chair drinking beer and listening to the game, while his wife mowed the lawn. The Lady next store observed this and scolded him.... "How can you sit there and let your wife do the hard work? Any man w
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10-27-2010 13:32 by jimbo
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Confucius says: Crowded elevator smell different to midget
regrets to inform you that due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off
I find my nose is always itchiest right before I scratch it.
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06-16-2010 18:20 by Joser
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answered the phone at work, when the person asked if Roger was available..I said no, he's married
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09-17-2010 23:58
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thinks a foolish husband gives his wife an old piano. A wise husband gives her an upright organ!
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12-22-2009 07:51 by mullerman
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wonders if she's the only one who gets nervous when she sees a Toyota in her rearview
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02-19-2010 19:46
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Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
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12-14-2010 02:05
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