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It took a movie like Blindside and Jesse James' cheating ways for Sandra Bullock to decide to adopt a black baby.
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04-30-2010 15:57 by
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The Twilight Saga is a lot like the World Cup! They run around for a few hours, no one scores and the fans say you have to watch it to understand.
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07-01-2010 00:55
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"Absolutely, sir. And what kind of pig would you like to hear?" (Real American, if he was in Deliverance)
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08-23-2010 08:19 by
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Hey People lets not forget about William and Kate!
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05-01-2011 23:49 by
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NO alcohol...NO fun. KNOW alcohol...KNOW fun!
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06-29-2011 17:20 by
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How do you make White House Soup? You start with a laughing stock and and a whole bunch of nuts.
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02-07-2017 09:34
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thank you Tom Brady for showing the world that you have way more GOD given talent than Tebow!
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01-15-2012 10:16 by
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I was so excited when I learned that Rosie O'Donnell had a Heart Attack...then I found out she was still alive.
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08-21-2012 07:26
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Woohoo! Marco Rubio For President Of The United States of America!!!
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04-13-2015 20:02 by
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The equation for Lady Gaga's Bad Romance :(RAH)^2 (AH)^3 + RO(MA +(MA)^2) + (GA)^2 + OOH(LA)^2
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09-17-2010 02:10 by
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# For someone who doesn't know what they're talking about, he sure does do alot of talking.
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05-01-2020 04:21
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what do you tell a woman who has two black eyes... nothing you've already told her twice!
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01-15-2010 18:36 by
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A 27-year-old was arrested after posting on Facebook he was engaged to a 14-year-old. His relationship status: “It's Illegal.”
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09-13-2010 21:08 by
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my Facebook password is your girlfriends name
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09-19-2010 20:47
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: How do you keep a facebook friend busy? Refresh this screen to find the answer.
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10-12-2009 18:13
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am no gynaecologist but am gonna look anyway!!!!!
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11-12-2009 13:56
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Men have Adam's apple, and women have Eve's cherry
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07-06-2010 17:08
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Love Walmart where everyone can Enter through the EXIT door and exit through an ENTER door!! What are we all on DRUGS??
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08-03-2010 00:38 by
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my sub teacher in 11th grade was born without arms, he asked a girl "need a hand" & she laughed ..he should of slapped her!
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11-05-2010 15:28 by
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still embarrased about what I did for a klondike bar....that was 2 years ago leave it alone people..........
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