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   messageicon Dear Mr. City Plow Guy, I'd like to actually go to work in the morning so for a change can you maybe not make another Giant Ice mound at the end of my Driveway? For an added bonus could you use some salt on my road instead of just flatting out the snow.
←Rate | 02-10-2010 23:58 by The FRED Comments (0)  


   messageicon You think you've got problems? I dropped my cocaine in the snow this morning.
←Rate | 12-21-2010 07:09 by @clarkysj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well they put enough sand on the roads to where even if it doesn't snow it will still be a change of scenery and look like a beach .
←Rate | 02-03-2011 19:27 by San Antonio, TX Comments (0)  


   messageicon Global Warming must be true, it seems a lot of snow flakes are melting this year.
←Rate | 11-20-2017 18:00 Comments (2)  


   messageicon Everybody in Chicago is moaning about the snow. Um it is winter and it is Chicago, what dou you expect? Sunshine and lollipops?
←Rate | 02-03-2011 05:46 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Snow on da ground.... Snow on da ground... drivin' like a fool when there's snow on da ground....look at ya now... car spinning 'round.... drivin' like a fool when there's snow on da ground...
←Rate | 01-29-2010 23:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Son, when I was your age we had to walk 50 miles uphill, in the snow with no shoes just to find out if hot, local singles were in the area"
←Rate | 11-23-2014 18:46 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon We got two inches of snow last night and now I can't find my Smart Car.
←Rate | 11-27-2014 23:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My biggest fear is getting a murder hornet stuck in my facemask as I shovel snow Saturday morning in May.
←Rate | 05-09-2020 06:00 by Ron Comments (0)  


   messageicon Eskimos have over thirty words for ‘snow.’ That’s nothing, my wife has over 100 words for ‘F - off I’ve got a headache.’
←Rate | 04-19-2020 11:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wondering why everyone says "I'm not worried about ME driving in the snow. It's all the idiots out there." At some point, someone has to be that idiot.
←Rate | 01-04-2017 18:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Britain: The only nation that runs more efficiently through a world war than through a snow storm.
←Rate | 01-06-2010 09:49 by stehen smith Comments (0)  


   messageicon What a lovely winter we're having this spring.
←Rate | 03-20-2014 13:43 by SC Comments (0)  


   messageicon David Cameron has said that Britain is prepared 4 nuclear attacks from North Korea. David we weren't even prepared for snow in the winter
←Rate | 04-11-2013 11:11 by J.D. Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hope snow storm Jonas doesn't bring his other 2 brothers
←Rate | 01-23-2016 17:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm pretty sure all of the 7 dwarfs were named after a stage of Snow White's heroin addiction.
←Rate | 11-16-2011 12:15 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just convinced the teen up the street that he needs to change the winter air out of his tires and put in summer air... Don't do dope, kids.
←Rate | 01-10-2014 17:52 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Next person that asks me "Is it cold out?" after I walk inside with my winter coat on, gloves, hot and a red face is going to get thrown outside in the snow and locked out.
←Rate | 01-17-2011 20:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My “we had to walk 5 miles uphill in the snow just to get to school” story will be about taking 4 hours to download an mp3 with a 28k modem in 1995.
←Rate | 02-22-2013 21:38 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Two winners for mega millions. One in Indiana and one in Michigan. I hope they both lose their tickets in the snow!
←Rate | 02-02-2011 05:48 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  




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