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   messageicon Philadelphia is out of batteries. Not sure if its cause of the hurricane or cause football season is about to start
←Rate | 08-28-2011 06:52 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering, Just how do I get in contact with Paul the octopus during football season?
←Rate | 07-11-2010 21:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "There are no stupid questions" - People who have never tried to watch football with their girlfriends.
←Rate | 09-07-2013 08:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon - For sale:- One pair of world cup football boots, mint condition, no scuffs, Contact Wayne Rooney for more info.
←Rate | 07-04-2010 14:03 by trickz100 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I miss Sunday afternoon football. The people living in this house keep trying to speak to me.
←Rate | 03-11-2012 16:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Football officially starts its regular Sunday rotation tomorrow. So ladies, if there's anything that you wanna say to your husband, today's the day!
←Rate | 09-08-2012 10:13 by Lewis S. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Between Black Friday and Cyber Monday, there is Sit on My Ass and Watch Football Sunday!
←Rate | 11-28-2010 13:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon No one wants to watch your Facebook live video from your crappy seats at a football game.
←Rate | 10-02-2016 04:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you are throwing a football, a baseball or kicking a soccer ball in a park, you need to be more than six feet apart. If you aren't, you're in big trouble because you really suck at your sport.
←Rate | 04-28-2020 21:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner said that the wierdest thing about transforming into a woman is that he still likes watching football but he no longer really understands it.
←Rate | 06-06-2015 09:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I take some pride in the fact that I don't need football season to be a terrible husband.
←Rate | 09-10-2012 14:20 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Does anyone know how to cancel a bid on eBay?? I put in a bid for a "Mickey Mouse outfit" and now it seems I am only 15 minutes away from owning the "Dallas Cowboys Football Team"..
←Rate | 01-17-2010 18:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Football is a game in which a handful of men run around for one and a half hours watched by millions of people who could really use the exercise.
←Rate | 06-18-2010 15:23 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon Ladies, it's football season. Time to dust off your vibrat0rs.
←Rate | 09-15-2012 05:52 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon It may be Pre-Season Football, but I'm drinking like this game really counts.
←Rate | 08-25-2010 12:45 by MBH Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love a hot chick in a football jersey. Or a regular shirt. Or a dress. Or naked. Whatever
←Rate | 02-17-2012 18:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't judge me for saying girlfriends don't watch football. If you have a girlfriend that loves football, she should be your wife!
←Rate | 10-29-2011 12:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Looks like Madonna and I have something in common...Neither of us have ever sung at the Superbowl
←Rate | 02-11-2012 01:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My friends say that I'm gay because I don't like football. What a bunch of idiots. I'm gay because I like c0ck.
←Rate | 09-22-2011 17:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today is worse than the day my brothers broke my nose with their stupid football. RIP Davy- Marsha B
←Rate | 02-29-2012 20:11 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  




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