easter OR bunny Funny Status Messages

   must of had the laziest Easter Bunny come over to the house. He didn't bother to color or cook any of the eggs...plus he hid them all in my fridge.

   I love biting the ears and heads off chocolate Easter bunnies.

   How many days prior to Easter is the correct time to post a silly status about the Easter Bunny coming??? ... asking for a friend.

   Things you can't touch: 1. Happines 2. The Easter Bunny 3. Your wife's sister 4. This

   It wasn’t the hundreds of selfies with snapchat filters that bothered me that much. It was the fact she actually had bunny ears and freakishly oversized eyes when she showed up to dinner.

   The after Easter prices of Cadbury Eggs and Peeps are one of life's simple but not quite free pleasures.

   To keep the kids occupied all day on Easter, only hide 3 eggs for the Earter egg hunt.

   I’ve eaten so much Easter candy..that at this point I’m positive i’m ovulating Reese’s eggs.

   no easter bunnies were harmed in the making of this status

   thinking about landscaping the back yard with fake Easter grass.

   Did anyone else ever wonder why the Easter Bunny gave away chocolate eggs? Last I checked, bunnies don't lay eggs. What kind of sick new species is this?

   If someone says, "why do bad things happen to good people?" Tell them that only happened once in history --- and He volunteered. Happy Easter everyone.

   can't believe Jesus was born on Christmas and died on Easter, what are the odds? still, he accomplished a lot for a four month year old.

   hiding false teeth at the old folks home for the Easter hunt

   Happy winter solstice, Northern Hemisphere! And happy whatever it is to you, Australia. Easter? 2009? Seriously, no clue.

   Easter Sunday the day that Jesus rose from the dead, looked Satan in the eye's and said, "Game over!"

   Vodka infused marshmallow peeps. Perfect for adult Easter baskets.

   The stores have done such a great job with their displays and merchandise..cant wait to see the kids faces tomorrow when they find their easter baskets, shamrocks and valentines under the tree.

   trying to figure out how a day celebrating the resurrection of our savior was twisted into a giant bunny hiding psychedelic colored eggs and a basket full of grass and chocolate.... Seriously folks, don't do drugs only a pothead could have thought that up

   The whole resurrecting from the dead thing is too hard for kids to grasp. Egg sh*tting bunny? Yeah lets go with the egg sh*tting bunny.