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   messageicon can't believe Jesus was born on Christmas and died on Easter, what are the odds? still, he accomplished a lot for a four month year old.
←Rate | 04-09-2014 12:50 Comments (2)  


   messageicon Happy winter solstice, Northern Hemisphere! And happy whatever it is to you, Australia. Easter? 2009? Seriously, no clue.
←Rate | 12-21-2011 12:53 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Easter falls on 4/20 this year...... Easter Bunny is going to have completely different grass in his basket!
←Rate | 04-20-2014 15:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Vodka infused marshmallow peeps. Perfect for adult Easter baskets.
←Rate | 03-30-2013 22:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon trying to figure out how a day celebrating the resurrection of our savior was twisted into a giant bunny hiding psychedelic colored eggs and a basket full of grass and chocolate.... Seriously folks, don't do drugs only a pothead could have thought that up
←Rate | 04-08-2012 19:55 Comments (1)  


   messageicon The stores have done such a great job with their displays and merchandise..cant wait to see the kids faces tomorrow when they find their easter baskets, shamrocks and valentines under the tree.
←Rate | 12-24-2012 05:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The whole resurrecting from the dead thing is too hard for kids to grasp. Egg sh*tting bunny? Yeah lets go with the egg sh*tting bunny.
←Rate | 04-20-2014 12:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs
←Rate | 04-04-2010 01:08 by brink Comments (0)  


   messageicon Somewhere between Jesus dying on the cross and a giant bunny hiding eggs there seems to be a huge gap of information.
←Rate | 03-19-2016 15:04 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Goals for this weekend: 1) get drunk 2) find Easter bunny & take Instagram pic of him 3) get drunk again 4) eat chocolate 5) refer to 1&3
←Rate | 04-06-2012 17:42 by Jon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Next Easter falls on 4/20. If that's not a sign from God that weed should be legalized, I don't know what is.
←Rate | 10-23-2013 12:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I will avoid tomorrow those who eat Easter eggs today
←Rate | 04-24-2011 16:46 by @wayne Comments (0)  


   messageicon He came hopping out of nowhere... I nearly spilled my beer, while I was driving along texting with the radio cranked up. Suddenly, I seen a flash of gray followed up with a "thump-thump!" Anyway Happy Easter! Sorry if you didn't get anything, my bad.
←Rate | 03-27-2016 09:20 by MDS Comments (1)  


   messageicon What's with these atheists getting all snarky on us believers on Easter. We didn't give them a hard tome on April Fool's Day.
←Rate | 04-20-2014 11:35 Comments (2)  


   messageicon May all your beans be jelly and may no bunny poop in your basket.
←Rate | 04-24-2011 02:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My favorite Easter tradition is when Uncle Gary starts giving everyone Stone Cold Stunners a half hour after the deviled eggs are gone.
←Rate | 04-05-2012 16:57 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't care what people say, Little Bunny Foo Foo was a bully to field mice!!!
←Rate | 06-05-2013 21:26 by onecuwldood Comments (0)  


   messageicon if my right leg was christmas and my left leg was easter, I would love for you to visit in between the holidays
←Rate | 12-24-2009 08:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ahh Easter Sunday, when catholics actually go to church then pretend all year they are religious..
←Rate | 04-24-2011 17:09 by Bob Comments (2)  


   messageicon Nails didn't keep Christ to the cross, His love for you did. Have a Happy Easter.
←Rate | 04-21-2011 07:53 by Choosejoy Comments (0)  



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