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   messageicon Some of you ladies really need more practice hiding your crazy, at least until he marries you.
←Rate | 10-06-2015 13:47 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever life knocks me down, I just roll over and gaze at the stars!
←Rate | 10-03-2015 15:03 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon We've never met or spoken in person, so why should I be offended by your worthless opinion internet stranger?
←Rate | 09-24-2015 10:49 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you need me, I'd be surprised.
←Rate | 09-20-2015 12:33 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If they ever start handing out medals for not participating in anything, that might be my moment to shine.
←Rate | 09-05-2015 13:59 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon How are we supposed to cure cancer when we can't even find a cure for selfies?
←Rate | 08-27-2015 02:21 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know who else says I'M FINE when they are clear not fine? Satan
←Rate | 07-22-2015 13:24 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Coworker: I saw you at Starbucks this morning but didn't say hi Me: Thanks
←Rate | 07-15-2015 13:17 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Only reason I’m here is to find a trustworthy babysitter.
←Rate | 07-07-2015 02:29 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Alcohol? Yes. Feelings? No.
←Rate | 06-27-2015 14:03 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Complicated, for two please.
←Rate | 06-27-2015 12:00 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kindness, compassion, open mindedness, and unconditional love. That's my religion.
←Rate | 06-25-2015 14:44 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I die people are going to be like "wait... I thought he already died like a decade ago?"
←Rate | 06-24-2015 13:32 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The most interesting thing about me is my lack of interest.
←Rate | 06-21-2015 10:39 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lets not judge a whole race by the actions of one mad man. Race generalization must stop.
←Rate | 06-18-2015 07:45 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've outsourced my LIKES, Birthday wishes and comments on your post and pics to a firm in India. So if Sanjay isn't showing you enough love, please let me know right away.
←Rate | 06-15-2015 09:49 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon How much for the girlfriend? Sir that's a bottle of Vodka.
←Rate | 06-10-2015 13:35 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Blind belief is so often the death of reason.
←Rate | 06-07-2015 03:00 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I still think I'm in my 20s sometimes...until I try to do something like I'm in my 20s.
←Rate | 06-06-2015 10:57 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever I want to lift my spirits, I use a shot of whiskey.
←Rate | 05-22-2015 12:11 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  



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