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   messageicon new rule....everyone given a "life sentence" by a judge has to start racing NASCAR.....one of them will die fast
←Rate | 09-20-2014 23:35 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon went looking for camouflage underwear today.....couldn't find any
←Rate | 09-20-2014 21:40 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon too much weed & you're "high".....too much beer & you're "drunk".....do both at same time & I become a "HUNK"
←Rate | 09-18-2014 03:42 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon all my teachers know computers....they used to code "C++" on my school papers
←Rate | 08-25-2014 17:14 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon the FDA can approve breast implants so why cant they decide that medicinal weed is ok everywhere?.... I haven't seen an autopsy where "small boobs" was cause of death.
←Rate | 08-23-2014 19:46 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon why don't people do a "taser challenge" next & see what its like for epileptic people to suddenly have your arms & legs moving around uncontrollably?
←Rate | 08-22-2014 20:29 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Legos are practice for when you get older & buy Ikea furniture
←Rate | 08-13-2014 04:46 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if people around you are being negative, be extra positive & cancel them out
←Rate | 08-09-2014 22:21 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon my ex asked me if I want to go out for drinks. I cant find "share a Coke with Asshole"
←Rate | 08-06-2014 21:38 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if I hang bat stuff all over my "man cave", will I have a "bat man cave"? .....Alfred, get me a drink
←Rate | 08-05-2014 21:01 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ebola guy in Atlanta .....if that does end up being an outbreak, everyone will at 1st just think it's The Walking Dead walkers.
←Rate | 08-02-2014 22:12 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you mix Jack Daniels with a Smirnoff, are you drinking a jack-off?
←Rate | 07-26-2014 23:54 by Eddy Comments (1)  


   messageicon life is just one big mess.....OCD people hate messes....therefore OCD people hate life
←Rate | 07-24-2014 22:10 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like to buy someone a birthday gift at CVS so then I can make a ribbon out of the receipt ‪#‎recycle‬
←Rate | 07-22-2014 17:13 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't wait until I'm old enough to get my own zombie .......a lot of people at the retirement home have walkers
←Rate | 07-19-2014 13:45 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon ever wonder if someone trusts you? grab the hammer & say "hold the nail"
←Rate | 07-14-2014 05:50 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon tonight the sky will be like most of my family.....pretty well lit up
←Rate | 07-04-2014 17:24 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon sitting here watching "102 Dalmations" & I wonder if Lady Gaga got her fashion sense from Cruella De Vil
←Rate | 06-07-2014 14:22 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mike Tyson , Miguel Olivo .....if the zombies do come, it looks like they're starting as athletes 1st
←Rate | 05-20-2014 21:55 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon it's a little ironic when a gay guy gets drafted to the Rams....im sure he does a lot of ramming
←Rate | 05-12-2014 21:53 by Eddy Comments (0)  



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