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   messageicon Did the Colonel really call President Obama his son?? Why am I not surprised.........
←Rate | 03-19-2011 06:45 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Not to worry Obama will fix everything while he's on vacation in Rio this weekend......
←Rate | 03-16-2011 14:22 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon I guess the Obama's need another vacation to Rio to take a break... Apparently picking all 4 #1 seeds in his March Madness bracket was just to much on him?? What a SLACKER!!!
←Rate | 03-16-2011 11:32 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Those 50 workers that stayed and are trying to stop full nuclear meltdown at the reactor in Japan are super heroes or the last of the Kamikaze's as far as I'm concerned...God Speed!!
←Rate | 03-15-2011 06:28 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why can't the President tackle the real issues? Like mandating all clocks auto-program when there is a time change!
←Rate | 03-13-2011 10:43 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon FYI West Coast friends: If your just waking up, you might want to put floaties on. Just saying......
←Rate | 03-11-2011 09:33 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon heading out to track down that homeless guy holding the "End Of Days Is Coming", "Repent Now" sign at the corner....Be right back : )
←Rate | 03-11-2011 07:16 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Glad I noticed it's Ash Wednesday so I don't tell someone they have dirt on their forehead...
←Rate | 03-09-2011 07:35 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey, it's Fat Tuesday, or just Tuesday, as it's known at Kirstie Alley's house.
←Rate | 03-08-2011 14:44 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Apparently 'Fat Tuesday' doesn't constitue telling fatties they're fatties.
←Rate | 03-08-2011 14:33 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fat Tuesday, the day obese people look forward to. The day they think it's socially acceptable to wear leggings and belly shirts. It's not.
←Rate | 03-08-2011 06:38 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon giving up Pabst Blue Ribbon for Lent.. first few days are always the hardest
←Rate | 03-07-2011 15:06 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon there any way we can blame gas prices on Charlie Sheen?
←Rate | 03-02-2011 14:06 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon I ate all of the Girl Scout cookies : ( Do you think Michelle Obama would mind if I buy some more??
←Rate | 02-27-2011 12:10 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon $60 to fill my gas tank last night. It's the apocalypse!!! I'm going to Walmart, buying me a water hose and I'm going on a siphon spree.........
←Rate | 02-26-2011 13:17 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Shout out to everybody that had to work on President's Day bwahahaha
←Rate | 02-21-2011 13:12 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy President's Day! Time to remember all the great leaders this country has had, and how we've disgraced them by putting Obama in office!!
←Rate | 02-21-2011 06:22 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Breaking News: Governor Scott Walker to announce Omar Suleiman as his vice-governor in Wisconsin.........
←Rate | 02-17-2011 14:35 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon BREAKING NEWS: Mubarak to remain in office, "I will step down when the Cleveland Cavaliers win a game." More details coming soon.......
←Rate | 02-11-2011 00:18 by Bill Comments (1)  


   messageicon President Obama is celebrating Black History Month, but just for the first two weeks.........
←Rate | 02-02-2011 06:38 by Bill Comments (0)  




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